[Video]

[scorpiospider]

[As the video came on, there was a flash of red and a thump] Damn, missed. [Another flash of red, then Vriska picked up the phone, looking at it with a grumpy face] You know, you turn on and start recording me at the dumbest of times. [She grumbled, throwing something with her other hand. Something that made a splut and a screech of tires and made her grin] Ha! Direct hit. Hey, let's play a game. You find me, you can make me stop. But I bet you can't fiiiiiiiind me!

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[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Someone I don't want finding me should be finding me soon. Let's get on the road.

[Action]

[hellburner]

I will gladly serve as your noblest steed. Hop on.

[Piggyback time!]

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[Hopping the fuck on]

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go~!

[Action]

[hellburner]

[PCHOOOOOO]

[AWESOME-RANK RIDING YEAAAAAAAH]

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska loves her Lusus powered get aways!]

[Action]

[hellburner]

[Oh shit are we going downhill?]

[YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE ARE]

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[WOO! She started cackling, holding on to her Lusus tightly] You're the best! Best lusus!

[Action]

[hellburner]

Of course I am, I'm the best everything--!

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Not everything. You're still not as good as Mindfang.

But you're getting there.

[Action]

[hellburner]

Yeah, we'll see about that. Someday you'll see how I literally blow her out of the water.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Oh no way. She'd totally wipe you out.

[Action]

[hellburner]

Nobody can wipe me out.

[Except dysentery.]

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska just laughed, looking around]

Yeah, yeah. Ooh, that looks like a dangerous route!

[Action]

[hellburner]

Well, then obviously I know what route to take--!

[SHARP LEFT TURN INTO ROUGH ROADS AW YEAH]

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[The two of them have their own language!]

Fuck yeah!

[It's successfully kept her from thinking]

[Action]

[hellburner]

[MACH SPEEEEEEEEED]

So what brought on this incident of mayhem and why wasn't I invited?!

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[There's silence on Rider's back. Finally, she spoke]

Fish bitch hasn't come back.

[Action]

[hellburner]

...I noticed.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

You know I'll kill you if you ever leave and don't come back, right? I killed my last lusus. I can do it to you too.

[Action]

[hellburner]

If I leave, I'm already dead. Nothin' for me back in the Moon Cell, kid.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Then I'll kill you twice. [Her arms tightened around Rider]

[Action]

[hellburner]

Relax. I'm not goin' anywhere, kid.

But if you decide to fuck off like that again, I'll chase you down.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

You won't be able to find me. My world doesn't exist anymore. I'm just in a stupid lame game, dying.

[Action]

[hellburner]

Lemme tell you a funny story, Vriska. People like me, we have special abilities that vary based on our identity and class. And me, I have two--one of which is special to individuals who were turning points in human history.

It's called 'Pioneer of the Stars'. And having this skill means challenges which are 'impossible' turn into 'that which can be realized'. These skills are ranked ascending from E to A, and my rank is above even that at EX.

Don't tell me I 'won't be able' to do something. Because I'll tear the world apart until I accomplish it.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska tightened her arms more, watching the scenery blur by]

... I think this path's getting lame. We need to find another fun one.