[Video]

[scorpiospider]

[As the video came on, there was a flash of red and a thump] Damn, missed. [Another flash of red, then Vriska picked up the phone, looking at it with a grumpy face] You know, you turn on and start recording me at the dumbest of times. [She grumbled, throwing something with her other hand. Something that made a splut and a screech of tires and made her grin] Ha! Direct hit. Hey, let's play a game. You find me, you can make me stop. But I bet you can't fiiiiiiiind me!

Comments

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

You humans have stupid rules.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

That's true.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Then why are you going to pay attention to it? It's dumb.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

I'd rather not get you in trouble. Or get a restraining order and not be able to see you.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Restraining order? What for?

[Action]

[unknownrival]

For being a predator.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Oh for fuck's sake. You are so not a predator. You are the furthest thing from it.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

The law wouldn't think so.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Well then, the law is stupid. Alternian law would know I'm the predator.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

I won't argue with you there.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

So why are we worried about something so stupid? We should just do it, not worry about five years.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

...I'm not sure that's a good idea.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Was it a good idea to become my auspitice? But who cares? I don't.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

...

[Well.]

Do you want to go back to my room after this and make out?

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Duuuuuuuuh!

[Action]

[unknownrival]

Well. Okay then.