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[realitywarper.livejournal.com]

[A much tanner Haruhi appears on screen. Despite the look of "vacation" on her, she's very annoyed.]

For the record, if you see an advertisement for a cheap trip to Area 51, avoid it. That was a waste of time. I did not want to be driven out in the middle of nowhere in a run-down bus just to see some fake aliens! Ugh, I should have just stayed here.

So what have I missed? Any more info on those big-bads walking around?

[She's been gone since before the murders, so anything that's happened since then is fair game.]

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[realitywarper.livejournal.com]

[Haruhi violating personal space? Never happens.]

But if you really died and came back to life, then something must have changed in you. Do you have any witnesses to the murder? And revival?

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[totally_blue]

I wish there was, boss. But unfortunately, I having normal days like nothing happened. It's all over the news. Everyone knows my death.

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[realitywarper.livejournal.com]

Everybody knows? And yet no one is freaking out that you're alive again?

Man, this town is screwed up.

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[totally_blue]

They knew and also knew I was alive again. Not the whole city, but certain people that we could contact.

Sure is, boss. The whole situation turned upside down.

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[realitywarper.livejournal.com]

It's not a secret mystery then. Anybody got any theories on it yet?

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[totally_blue]

They said their scholar will try to find the source. It will take awhile.

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[realitywarper.livejournal.com]

"Their" scholar? Who's that?