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☙VIDEO❧
[ Since things have settled down since the move, it's only expected of Saber to try to liven it up with a challenge. So when she makes this call, she's in her full armor with a new weapon? Is that a different kind of sword? No, that's definitely a putter in her hand. ]

Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, hear my challenge. [ In a solemn tone: ] You are to meet me on the field of battle at Prospero's Putt Pirates Bay.

[ No, she's not even breaking a smile at that ridiculous name. ~~Mostly because she doesn't get the reference.~~ ]

Allow everyone to bear witness to your defeat on this very day! [ The call ends when she moves the putter with as much expertise as someone with the knowledge of blades could. Although now everyone can imagine how poor the score card between two ancient heroes might look. ]

☙TEXT❧
[ It isn't until much later that she chooses to address the network once more, this time through text messages. ]

Is there anyone who is keeping everyone up to date on information in this place?
Admittedly this device is a hassle for me to use, so I rather discuss it face to face.
If there is anything to discuss, that is.
I could offer you a duel in exchange.
Thank you for your consideration.

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...What on earth are you holding?

The weapon of choice to our next duel!

[ She has no earthly idea what it's called, but she continues to hold it as she would Excalibur. ]

Is it really a good idea to do this in the middle of the day?

[I JUST GOT OFF WORK AND I WAS GONNA SLEEP FOR ONCE SEIBA....]

I never took you the type to be a coward, Diarmuid.

[ Rude. She asks him out on a date and this is how he repays her?? ]

[Sigh.]

I'll be right there.

[But he's not gonna be in armor because saber pls.]

[ If he wants her armor to be gone, he's going to have to make her transform into a magical girl alright??? ]

I await your arrival eagerly, Diarmuid. [ Look, there's a small smile there. ]

[saber you cutie]

[Anyway, he'll be there shortly and with a thoroughly confused look on his face.]

[What are you up to, gurl.]

[ Practicing her swings, of course. There's another putter leaning against a bench nearby, as well as a ball. Don't worry, it's red and yellow because she was very particular she got those colors for him. There's a satchel (yes, that over a purse because Saber doesn't carry purses) with a magazine peeking out. With a headline "50 dates to bring you and your loved one closer", it might be a tad bit obvious that this challenge is something else entirely. ]

Have you ever heard of this sport, Diarmuid?

[Luckily for Saber, Diarmuid was so exhausted that he was failing most of his spot checks today.]

I would have to say that I know nothing of it.

[ Exhausted enough for her to notice though? ]

The goal is to strike the ball with this--[ Shaking the putter. ]--into a hole. Whoever does this with the least amount of strokes is the victor.

... Although I thought if the number was higher, it would be a good thing.

[>implying saber can notice anything???]

I would assume that if it is a matter of getting a lower score, then it's a game of accuracy.

[ Only when her battle instinct kicks in. ]

Then it was foolish of me to openly challenge the most accurate individual in these lands.

You need not sell yourself short, Arturia. If any could be a match for me, it would be you.

[ >sell yourself short
>saying that to Saber of all people ]

Then will you play a round against me? It has been some time since we have been alone.

[ She respects the father figure, but does he really need to be there at all times?? ]

[He can't help it, he's a little clingy.]

It would be my distinct honor.

Your honor to lose, yes?

[ Saber isn't used to father figures alright. ]

I hope you do not expect it to be so simple.

I sincerely hope there will be a challenge still. It would be a disappointment if you softened yourself due to your feelings for me.

I would hardly call allowing you to win a declaration of love. In fact, I should think giving you the best challenge I'm able to would be the most respect I could offer.

Then it would be my honor to defeat you with everything I have.

[ Holding out her putter towards him. ] Are you ready?

I am always ready.

[He took it with a smirk, despite how tired he was. If this was what Saber wanted, he'd do it even if it damn well killed him.]

Then onwards! I will allow you to take the first swing since I am feeling generous!

[ She's so excited. Can't he tell? ]

How very kind of you.

[oh god oh man how does i golfed]

[okay fine let's just hit the ball and see what happens]

[ Way to completely miss the hole... ]

I think you are doing it wrong.

[SOB]

...I simply missed, that's all.

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