Trio Intro [Video]

[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

[Default=Laharl
Red=Etna
Blue=Flonne

On the screen, a boy lies on the ground in the shopping district, slumber apparently entirely unaffected by its taking place on the cold pavement. If you were told he'd been asleep for three days straight you'd probably buy it; it happens to be true, but at any rate. Who set this recording up? Perhaps one of the girls striding onto camera?]

Hey, Prince. Priiince~ HEY, PRINCE, YOU LITTLE SNOT! Wake up! Don't you know it's rude to keep women waiting?!

[The redhead proceeds to kick him in the gut with her heels.]

Etna, what are you doing?! [A pause.] I don't think just kicking him will work...maybe I should find something to hit him with?

[The blonde smiles brightly. She's helping!!

The boy rolls over and scrambles awake in a fit.]

OW GAH WHAT WHO STOP

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What the hell is wrong with you two?!? What is this? Where are we? H-hey, cut it ou--

[As the girls loom over him ominously, he backs into Etna's phone and cuts off the video.

All three will be responding to tags!]

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[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

[The first reply comes after a considerable pause, time presumably filled with beatings.]


These hags don't need any help or encouragement assassinating me.

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[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

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[fellfromgraces.livejournal.com]

[The second reply comes about a minute after the first.]

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[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

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[sexy-beams.livejournal.com]

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[gaveupfeeling.livejournal.com]

[He looks remarkably impassive at these antics.]

This place has rarely brought three people who know each other at once.

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[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

[Panting. His nose is visibly bloody by this point, too.]

What place? My idiot vassals didn't bother trying to figure anything out before waking me up.

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[fellfromgraces.livejournal.com]

Then...do a lot of people come here alone?

[That prospect seems to sadden her a little.]

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[sexy-beams.livejournal.com]

Weeell, we are sort of a package deal. Think of me as the extra expensive piece of merchandise and them two as the free garbage they toss in for the heck of it.

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[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

This is better than the stuff on TV here.

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[fellfromgraces.livejournal.com]

Really? What kinds of things are on TV here?

[This is actually sort of an important question, for Flonne anyway.]

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[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

Whether Etna feels that way or not, her pitiful coup d'etat attempts are not for public entertaiment!

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[sexy-beams.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, you're welcome. I never miss an opportunity to be a star.

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[the-cold-steel.livejournal.com]

...Talk about noisy. Keep it down next time.

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[fellfromgraces.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry! Someone suggested we try suffocating him next time, so I'll be sure to try that! It will probably be a lot quieter!

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[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

The noise was the only part of that you objected to?

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[sexy-beams.livejournal.com]

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

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[crownedexorcist]

...What are you three doing?

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[sexy-beams.livejournal.com]

Just what does it look like we're doing?

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[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

These two are being wildly insubordinate, and I'm dealing with them as suits the--OW MY HAIR

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[fellfromgraces.livejournal.com]

We're waking Laharl up!

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[rites.livejournal.com]

Oh look, it's a modern version of the three stooges. Right?

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[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

Why is everybody lumping me in with these idiots' antics?

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[sexy-beams.livejournal.com]

Hey, everyone loves good slapstick. Right, kid?