tvk | Trio Intro [Video]

[Default=Laharl
Red=Etna
Blue=Flonne

On the screen, a boy lies on the ground in the shopping district, slumber apparently entirely unaffected by its taking place on the cold pavement. If you were told he'd been asleep for three days straight you'd probably buy it; it happens to be true, but at any rate. Who set this recording up? Perhaps one of the girls striding onto camera?]

Hey, Prince. Priiince~ HEY, PRINCE, YOU LITTLE SNOT! Wake up! Don't you know it's rude to keep women waiting?!

[The redhead proceeds to kick him in the gut with her heels.]

Etna, what are you doing?! [A pause.] I don't think just kicking him will work...maybe I should find something to hit him with?

[The blonde smiles brightly. She's helping!!

The boy rolls over and scrambles awake in a fit.]

OW GAH WHAT WHO STOP

...

What the hell is wrong with you two?!? What is this? Where are we? H-hey, cut it ou--

[As the girls loom over him ominously, he backs into Etna's phone and cuts off the video.

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Romantic inclinations? Pfft, you wish.

As a matter of fact, I do not.

Look, if you're going to want to be a big cool hero and defeat the evil and sexy demon, you'll have to do better than this.

I would normally want to defeat them, but I don't see any sexy demons here. Only vain ones.

What do you know?! You're obviously so tasteless you wouldn't be able to tell sexy if it bashed your face in.

Which it is pretty close to doing.

How odd. What have I possibly done to offend it other than tell off a garish impostor?

[...this is actually kind of fun...]

Garish?! Did you lose your eyesight along with your personality?!

Not at all.

What's so great about being an angel if you have absolutely no taste or brains?!

Are wild emotions actually virtues? Your premise is faulty.