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tvk2012-10-31 12:24 pm
downtoearthpony) wrote in tvk2012-10-31 12:24 pm
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Apple Core 3: An Exacting Criteria
[Action A, grocery store]
[Applejack is at a grocery store, mostly to learn the lay of the land and get a few things she can afford with the strange money she's been able to scrounge up. There's not much in the basket she's carrying. Well, not much aside from all the apples.
She's about to head to the checkout when she finds herself in the candy aisle. She's just idly looking around when she notices one particlar product.]
Jolly Rancher? Never heard of that candy before... Oh hey, got some kinda apple-flavored ones? Hrrm, well Ah think Ah can afford some extra treats.
[She picks up a pack and notices another type of candy and figures to get them too.]
[Video, a little later than A]
[The video feed flips on with an angry looking Applejack sitting at some outdoor cafe table, wrappers and boxes of candy can be seen lying about.]
What is tarnation is wrong with you hue-mins?! These things all say apple on it, but none of them taste a lick like a real apple!!
[She gestures to one of the candies she picked up earlier, an Airheads Green Apple bar in this case.]
They're just sugar colored green and called apple! It's a disgrace, that's what it is! A disgrace to all things apples!!
And don't get me started on the actual apples Ah found in the stores! Just what are y'all doing that grows apples that taste so bad?!
[Action C, that evening at simple diner]
[So if you were thinking about having a nice, quiet dinner, you're out of luck. Applejack is argueing with a waitress, standing face to face with them as she glowers.]
Ah'm telling you, this isn't apple pie, this is an abomination of nature!! Where's the cook who made this?! Where's the kitchen?! Ah'll show you how it's done!
[The poor woman has no idea how to answer this and pretty much just cowering. Applejack is too wound up to notice, maybe someone should calm AJ down before they call the police...]
[Applejack is at a grocery store, mostly to learn the lay of the land and get a few things she can afford with the strange money she's been able to scrounge up. There's not much in the basket she's carrying. Well, not much aside from all the apples.
She's about to head to the checkout when she finds herself in the candy aisle. She's just idly looking around when she notices one particlar product.]
Jolly Rancher? Never heard of that candy before... Oh hey, got some kinda apple-flavored ones? Hrrm, well Ah think Ah can afford some extra treats.
[She picks up a pack and notices another type of candy and figures to get them too.]
[Video, a little later than A]
[The video feed flips on with an angry looking Applejack sitting at some outdoor cafe table, wrappers and boxes of candy can be seen lying about.]
What is tarnation is wrong with you hue-mins?! These things all say apple on it, but none of them taste a lick like a real apple!!
[She gestures to one of the candies she picked up earlier, an Airheads Green Apple bar in this case.]
They're just sugar colored green and called apple! It's a disgrace, that's what it is! A disgrace to all things apples!!
And don't get me started on the actual apples Ah found in the stores! Just what are y'all doing that grows apples that taste so bad?!
[Action C, that evening at simple diner]
[So if you were thinking about having a nice, quiet dinner, you're out of luck. Applejack is argueing with a waitress, standing face to face with them as she glowers.]
Ah'm telling you, this isn't apple pie, this is an abomination of nature!! Where's the cook who made this?! Where's the kitchen?! Ah'll show you how it's done!
[The poor woman has no idea how to answer this and pretty much just cowering. Applejack is too wound up to notice, maybe someone should calm AJ down before they call the police...]
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That's...look, just complain and then don't have the pie. They don't have the insurance to let random people back into the kitchens.
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Ah already complained, but that's not going to help the others who have to be forced to eat these terrible things! If Ah don't show those cooks how to do it right, then who will?
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