[Voice]

[kindofademon]

So a lot of you have died once!

Can you tell me how it felt? Consider this a survey. For science.

Comments

[voice]

[needsteaplz]

You want every single case I've died or my first?

[voice]

[kindofademon]

All of them! The more data points the better.

[voice]

[needsteaplz]

I must be bored if I'm seriously answering this.

First time, I guess you can say my main death, involved a spirited away incident. I was captured by a Noppera-bou, a faceless supernatural being, that wanted to eat me to gain a power boost. It wanted to prolong my suffering by forcing my soul and body apart. Try imagining if every single nerve in your body flared up with the worst pain possible and that's what it feels like. While it obviously didn't eat my soul, it ate my body so any chance of reuniting the two were destroyed.

Second time was just a year ago, when we had the zombie invasion. I ran out of strength to use Brigid's skills and wasn't the fighter I am now. To save Kaiji, I had to lie and say I'd hold them off while he escaped. You can guess how well that turned out.

And finally, you. You killed me out your little fit of boredom. It was after the Dark Hour when I was a bit tired and we happened to run into each other. You led me astray to some alley and your little knife work left me to die from blood loss and massive trauma to my body. I still question my choice to letting you go to this day, to be honest.

[voice]

[kindofademon]

I see, I see. Thank you so much for your time!

[voice]

[needsteaplz]

I see someone's been behaving lately. No recent news about murders. I hope this stays that way.

[voice]

[kindofademon]

Jail was incredibly boring, y'know.

[voice]

[needsteaplz]

That's the only reason why you haven't gone on another spree again?

[voice]

[kindofademon]

That's the only reason.

[croibhristeoir]

Unpleasant.

[kindofademon]

Just that?

[misplacedxsheath]

Painful, but I've felt worse.

[kindofademon]

Mmm... I can see that kind of point of view.

[breatheinthefog]

You're being stupid again.

[kindofademon]

Am not.

[breatheinthefog]

You are. Your death obsession is pointless.

[kindofademon]

But life obsessions are pointless too, right?

[breatheinthefog]

I didn't say they weren't.

[kindofademon]

So if you're gonna say it's pointless anyway then I don't mind being pointless.

[breatheinthefog]

Why don't you ever make sense?

[kindofademon]

Because that'd be boring!

[breatheinthefog]

The only sensible thing I ever saw you do was separate John and I before you eviscerated us while we were looking for you. Everything else has been either utterly stupid, utterly pointless, or a staggering combination of the two.

*Said as matter-of-factly as anything else she says, without even flinching.*

[kindofademon]

Well, yeah, I'm good at killing people, it's what I do best.

[breatheinthefog]

Why? You weren't built for it. You're just a human.

[kindofademon]

Even humans are good at things.

[breatheinthefog]

This is stupid.