[Voice]

[kindofademon]

So a lot of you have died once!

Can you tell me how it felt? Consider this a survey. For science.

Comments

[kindofademon]

But life obsessions are pointless too, right?

[breatheinthefog]

I didn't say they weren't.

[kindofademon]

So if you're gonna say it's pointless anyway then I don't mind being pointless.

[breatheinthefog]

Why don't you ever make sense?

[kindofademon]

Because that'd be boring!

[breatheinthefog]

The only sensible thing I ever saw you do was separate John and I before you eviscerated us while we were looking for you. Everything else has been either utterly stupid, utterly pointless, or a staggering combination of the two.

*Said as matter-of-factly as anything else she says, without even flinching.*

[kindofademon]

Well, yeah, I'm good at killing people, it's what I do best.

[breatheinthefog]

Why? You weren't built for it. You're just a human.

[kindofademon]

Even humans are good at things.

[breatheinthefog]

This is stupid.

[kindofademon]

Is nooot.

[breatheinthefog]

It is. Everyone agrees.

[kindofademon]

Then they're dumb.

[breatheinthefog]

Whatever.

[kindofademon]

Don't whatever me, I'm your senior.

[breatheinthefog]

Why should I care how long somebody has been trapped here?

[kindofademon]

I'm older than you too.

[breatheinthefog]

Do you know how long I've been alive, then?

[kindofademon]

Mostly I was guessing.

[breatheinthefog]

Hn. Actually, I don't know either.

[kindofademon]

That kind of sucks. When's your birthday?

[breatheinthefog]

I don't know. I put a random date on the school enrolment form and they accepted it.

*She's probably 13-14 but could be as old as the universe for all we know. Or just a couple months old pre-Prospero. \(O_o)/*

[kindofademon]

They accept a lot of random things here.

[breatheinthefog]

Because the people are stupid.

[kindofademon]

Thaaat's pretty much it.