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Hnn hnn hnn...

[ There’s a pink-haired woman staring into the camera with what looks like to be fox ears on her head. She is wearing something akin to a Shinto priest outfit and she is sitting on her knees. She is sitting on one of the beds broadcasting from a Hotel room, and her bright honey eyes seem to be sizing you up. She places her hands in front of her on the bed spread, bowing deeply before slowly rising again. ]

Since it no longer appears that I am with the Moon Cell, please allow me to introduce myself!

Esteemed guests and benevolent patrons: Welcome! I am Caster, your lowly Servant but delighted host for Tamamo☆Today! And today we have a most wonderful guest--me! Thank you very much! Thank you very much!

[ Caster's rising jubilation is muted nigh-instantly as she bows again. There's movement behind her--the big, soft amber cushion is actually a large, puffy white-tipped fox tail! ]

I have mentioned who I was before--Caster--but please, address me as Tamamo! I cannot stand the stuffy, distant informal formality of being called Caster [ now muttering looking to the side as her expression visibly sours ] and of course what the name Caster implies... [ her attention returns to the feed ] Tamamo will do, please and thank you, my dear patrons.

[ Caster bows again. ]

And so, for those of you who are unfamiliar, a Caster is a particular type of Servant. It truly is the most befitting for Tamamo, even if Tamamo can do many things! [ small huff, striking a dynamic pose with her arms from her seated position ] However Tamamo is the most gracious blushing maiden for Master, and to put it truthfully, the best Servant that any master could have. Don't you forget that!! Tamamo may be adorable! Tamamo’s unquestionable, unfailing loyalty is that of which other Servants could only dream to aspire! But this fox can certainly fight!

Oops! We've run out of time! Well this is all that we have today for on Tamamo☆Today! [ she claps her hands together and cants her head to the side ]

Thank you esteemed patrons for letting Tamamo delight and entertain you! Stay tuned, because next time this cute fox will have special service for you all!

[ She bows deeply again. The feed cuts out. ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I suppose it would be a role fitting of such a useless class of servant. Casters can't even fight without the aid of magic. How sad.

[ because having ten billion swords/maces/axes/lances fire from an invisible gate is totally not magic and a legit way of fighting too...

oh... but that comment. Excuse him while he simply runs a hand though his hair and produces INSTANT STYLE CHANGE. ]

I'm sorry, but I am not some common mongrel, little fox. As a God myself, my hair could never be such an ugly color. It's golden, which you would be able to tell if your eyes weren't so bad.

And I suppose you'll have to ask Ishtar about that. I denied her advances, because I'm not so weak to the flesh like others are. [ except he totally is... ]

Ara ara, this silly arrogant brat wasn't paying attention! Tamamo can do many things, even without the use of thaumaturgy! You are just as powerless as Tamamo, silly arrogant brat!

[ Watching Gil flip his hair up like that. ] Did you just level up? Tamamo the little fox still thinks your your haircut looks stupid, silly arrogant brat!

Ishtar? What a lowly goddess for Tamamo to not even know, kya! Are you even from this planet, blondie?

[ Okay, he'd be lying if he said she wasn't getting at least a little irritated with her. But that's okay. He's not so easily defeated! ]

I could really care less what you can or can not do, woman. So long as you can prove to be entertaining. Those you can't provide even the lowest level of entertainment are worthless trash that deserve to be thrown away.

[ ...his hair really isn't that effective without all his flashy golden armor, though. ]

What a bother. Women who are too picky make terrible wives. I've never heard anyone complain about my hair as much as you have in these short few minutes.

[ And while he might agree that Ishtar is a pretty low-tier goddess to him--]

You wouldn't know anything, woman. Try reading up on the history of the world. Not everything revolves around what you think you know.

[ Now if only he would listen to himself sometime! ]

[ Well GOOD Goldie is getting mad. GET MAD GOLDIE GET MAD. ]

Tamamo can provide the highest level of entertainment, of course! She is an esteemed courtesan and a talented soothsayer, but often finds herself in the company of emperors and most certainly not in the company of rue-minded boys! ☆

[ Her eyes narrow as a coy grin spreads across her lips. ]

Read up on the history of the world? My~ you wouldn't happen to be a Servant too, would you?

[ well it's not like he can help gloating when asked so here it goes. ]

So, the little fox does have a brain after all. Why, yes. I was a servant back in both the Fourth and Fifth Grail Wars. And obviously, of the only class that matters. The enigmatic Archer-class servant, Gilgamesh. The fifth King of Uruk and The King of Heroes.

[ man he is so proud ]

--Aaaarcheeeeerrrrrr!?

[ Her tail behind her sticks straight out and gets frizzy. Suddenly she gets visibly angry, but in Tamamo's own foxy way. ]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyah!

[ Through her long, loud wail she pretty much drowned out whatever else Goldie was saying. ]

No wonder Tamamo couldn't stand the very sight of you! You're an Archer servant! Gross! Disgusting! No mannered, contemptuous ronin that dare call themselves Servants while skulking in shadows like pestilent rats!

How gross! No, Tamamo does not want to know your name, Archer! Bleeeeeeeh!!!!!!

[ Wow, foxy. You are so rude!!! He's gonna go right back to shooting her an unapproving stare. FEEL THE INTENSITY. ]

Don't you dare compare me to those other failures. While they might be cowardly enough to fight from the shadows, I shine like the brightest star in the sky. You really should think before you blurt things out, woman.

[ She's just telling it like it is! ]

Hauuu, an Archer that doesn't hide. Hmm hmm... Tamamo supposes that the unbridled arrogance you display is almost excused, if you don't strike from shadows and prey on others.

Well. It's not like you could best Tamamo. Tamamo is best suited for things like that!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

What was that, little fox? Did you just imply you could beat me?

[ No, seriously. ]

Anything you can do, I can do better.

[ Caster is going to flinch from Gil's boisterous loud laughing... ]

Geh. You laugh too loud, Blonde Archer. And perhaps your arrogance might be cutting off the air to your brain, because there's absolutely no way you are better than me in anything.

Some Tamamo would admit defeat, of course!

Sorry, you lose. I am better at everything, no matter who I'm challenging. That's a king's way. Try again.

Heeeh. A king's way? It sounds a little foolish, I must admit, but if it is how things must be done to prove who is the best, then let us clash!

[ A sly grin, befitting for someone with said tails and ears. ]

The challenge is who can become the better waiter. In a restaurant. Tamamo's choice. Do you object, Blondie?

[ FFFFF. Now he's really mad. ]

To make a king serve such lowly mongrels... You've got some nerve, woman. But I will never step down from a challenge. Name the time and place and I'll be there.

A ruler proper and such an individual who can make the claim as the King of Heroes should at least be familiar with humility. It's only proper!

[ Hey at least she was listening earlier... ]

When the stage has been selected, you can be sure Blondie that you will be contacted!

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just don't keep me waiting too long. I might have to go fox hunting.

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