1st Conquest//Voice+Action

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

VOICE

Bwahahahah! What is this? A new land, a new people for me to conquer! Amusing. If there are any worthy opponents in this culture-less place, let him come forth to challenge the King!

But I am a busy man, so you had better not keep me waiting.

ACTION

[A very large, very boisterous man trampled down the street. He was looking for a place to sufficiently sate his kingly-hunger]

These are eateries? Proposterous! They barely have enough food stuffs to feed me and my hetairoi! Shameful!

Comments

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

The mark of a true man and Hero!

[a hard clap on the back]

You may not be a king, but you should join me for a drink sometime!

[croibhristeoir]

[HRRRK OW. Yeah, that might end up bruising.]

I suppose I could do that, yes.

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I will have to invite as many as a can! It will rival even the greatest of Macedonian drinking parties!

[croibhristeoir]

It's been quite some time since I celebrated as any true Irishman would, frankly.

[Drinking until you pass out. Yep.]

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

[Getting shit faced and challenging other dudes to the death? count this one in]

I shall show you how men celebrate in the halls of Macedonia!

[croibhristeoir]

[HELL YEAH]

Heh. I will look forward to it.

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

Outstanding! You shall have to tell me more of your land, Warrior. I know of it from the Throne, but I prefer to hear a man speak of his own accord.