1st Conquest//Voice+Action

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

VOICE

Bwahahahah! What is this? A new land, a new people for me to conquer! Amusing. If there are any worthy opponents in this culture-less place, let him come forth to challenge the King!

But I am a busy man, so you had better not keep me waiting.

ACTION

[A very large, very boisterous man trampled down the street. He was looking for a place to sufficiently sate his kingly-hunger]

These are eateries? Proposterous! They barely have enough food stuffs to feed me and my hetairoi! Shameful!

Comments

[Action]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

...what's a hetairoi?

[Issei doesn't speak any Greek, you weird giant man. He stopped where he was, eyeing Rider with mostly confusion.]

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

'Companions'!

[a huge grin and a hard pat on the back]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

[Ow. That hurt.]

Did any of your companions actually accompany you? If not, then there's no reason to complain at the restaurants' size.

[action]

[croibhristeoir]

[A Lancer in civilian clothes and glasses--yes, really--happened to come around the corner at just the wrong time, walking right into the brick wall that happened to be his fellow Servant.]

Sorry, I didn't reali-...wait, Rider?!

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

Lancer? I must say I am shocked to see you here.

[croibhristeoir]

I could say much the same to you. I've been here for a few months now.

Voice

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Whoa! You're really a king?

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

I am The King.

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

So that means you're famous, right?

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Any man? Too scared to challenge a woman, huh?

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

Women have but one place; serving their man.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Heh, too bad for you I don't have a man.

Video

[crazyoldbat.livejournal.com]

You're not going to conquer anything. And really, culture-less? If you're a king you should know to be more diplomatic than to start insulting the people whose lands you're stuck in.

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

It takes a rare and brave woman indeed to speak in such a way to Iskander the Great.

[crazyoldbat.livejournal.com]

If this is rare, I question the character of the poor people you've already met. But I will try to take that as a compliment.

Most people would be more concerned with being kidnapped. I suggest asking about lodgings and food before worrying about fighting.

[Action]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[And now Gilgamesh is casually leaning against the wall to one of the establishments, eyeing the larger king and letting out a laugh.]

They don't even have enough to feed Saber. These mongrels are pretty much useless with it comes to serving kings their meals.

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

[Stares at for a moment before breaking in to a huge grin]

GOLDIE! Ahahaha! Well, I take it that means little Saber is here too?

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[Casual shrug. He'll maintain his position for the time being, perhaps flashing his typical cocky grin.]

Of course. Would I willingly come to such a place that lacked her presence? Although it does seem a little ironic that you are now the fourth servant to appear from that war.

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

[A very not-large woman sits on a bench, enjoying the afternoon sunli- n o p e.]

Hey... who stole the sun so earl- [She stops mid-sentence, and looks up. And then looks a little further up for good measure.]

...You're huge!

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

...you are very observant! Though, I am a dwarf in comparison to another man, you know.

Forgot 'cuz I'm hella derpin', [Action]

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

You're kidding, right? Wouldn't it be hard for someone any taller than that to get around?

[Action]

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

Hetaroi? That sounds like a military term. [ Asks an enormous fellow standing outside of a restaurant, in waiter's garb. ]

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

It simply means, 'companions.' So you do not speak the civilized language the Greeks, I see.

action;

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Him and her both.. She almost doesn't notice him, busying herself with the phone within in her hands. Pausing, she slips the phone into the inside pocket of her jacket. ]

You have been brought to this realm as well?

Re: action;

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

...Saber!

[A large grin and he leans down to pick the small girl up in to a giant hug...he couldn't help but make fun of her sometimes]

It is dangerous for a little girl to be out alone, you know!