1st Conquest//Voice+Action

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

VOICE

Bwahahahah! What is this? A new land, a new people for me to conquer! Amusing. If there are any worthy opponents in this culture-less place, let him come forth to challenge the King!

But I am a busy man, so you had better not keep me waiting.

ACTION

[A very large, very boisterous man trampled down the street. He was looking for a place to sufficiently sate his kingly-hunger]

These are eateries? Proposterous! They barely have enough food stuffs to feed me and my hetairoi! Shameful!

Comments

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Yeah! You're a really famous king! You just said.

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

Do you know my name, girl?

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Huh? No, why would I know that? I've never met you before!

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

Then you seem overly excited. Though, I find your lack of knowledge discouraging.

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

But you said yourself you were famous! Why wouldn't I want a famous person's autograph?