1st Conquest//Voice+Action

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

VOICE

Bwahahahah! What is this? A new land, a new people for me to conquer! Amusing. If there are any worthy opponents in this culture-less place, let him come forth to challenge the King!

But I am a busy man, so you had better not keep me waiting.

ACTION

[A very large, very boisterous man trampled down the street. He was looking for a place to sufficiently sate his kingly-hunger]

These are eateries? Proposterous! They barely have enough food stuffs to feed me and my hetairoi! Shameful!

Comments

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

Athens is a defeated gaggle of women, but Macedonia is a proud kingdom--my Kingdom. Athens and all the Greek polais belong to the throne of Macedon now. I wish I could claim responsibility for uniting the idiot Greeks, but that was my father's accomplishment.

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

It can be hard for the son to surpass the father. See that it does not harm your heart, for jealousy is a cruel barb indeed. [ He speaks like a man who has had bitter experience here. ]

[lol-waver.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I have already done so!

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a tale of worthy deeds. I will listen.