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tvk2011-09-04 08:48 pm
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Dear Die-Ary #3 - Voice - Johnny C.
[Well, Johnny is in a peppy mood today. Or as peppy as he can be. So he'll actually bother to use the voice function on the device today.]
You know, all things considered, this town isn't as bad as the one I left. Don't get me wrong, from I shithole I came and apparently in a shithole I remain, but at least the feces and waste that is mankind isn't piled as high in this place. A guy bumped into me on the street and actually asked if I was okay. It was nice. So I did what any grateful person would and followed him home but only left a dead cat in his mailbox. I thought about throwing it in the treehouse he had for his kids, but I saw a couple squirrels in the backyard and I was afraid they'd see. Works just as well, I think. I mean he's either going to find the cat soon, or have just the most awkward goddamn conversation with his mailman.
Oh yeah. Considering a trend I've noticed, got a question for you people:
So. Who else here is actually dead?
You know, all things considered, this town isn't as bad as the one I left. Don't get me wrong, from I shithole I came and apparently in a shithole I remain, but at least the feces and waste that is mankind isn't piled as high in this place. A guy bumped into me on the street and actually asked if I was okay. It was nice. So I did what any grateful person would and followed him home but only left a dead cat in his mailbox. I thought about throwing it in the treehouse he had for his kids, but I saw a couple squirrels in the backyard and I was afraid they'd see. Works just as well, I think. I mean he's either going to find the cat soon, or have just the most awkward goddamn conversation with his mailman.
Oh yeah. Considering a trend I've noticed, got a question for you people:
So. Who else here is actually dead?
[Voice]
Am I the only guy here who isn't dead?
[Voice]
[Voice]
[Haha, no. Although...there was that crazy on the phone...]
[Voice]
Goddammit! I thought this was my delusion! What if you died and didn't know it and this is actually just the last death reel of your mind?!
[Voice]
Seriously though, this is kind of fucked up.
[Voice]
It is. I suppose what's worse is the fact that I no longer think something like this is really that fucked up at all.
[Voice]