Dear Die-Ary #3 - Voice - Johnny C.

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

[Well, Johnny is in a peppy mood today. Or as peppy as he can be. So he'll actually bother to use the voice function on the device today.]

You know, all things considered, this town isn't as bad as the one I left. Don't get me wrong, from I shithole I came and apparently in a shithole I remain, but at least the feces and waste that is mankind isn't piled as high in this place. A guy bumped into me on the street and actually asked if I was okay. It was nice. So I did what any grateful person would and followed him home but only left a dead cat in his mailbox. I thought about throwing it in the treehouse he had for his kids, but I saw a couple squirrels in the backyard and I was afraid they'd see. Works just as well, I think. I mean he's either going to find the cat soon, or have just the most awkward goddamn conversation with his mailman.

Oh yeah. Considering a trend I've noticed, got a question for you people:

So. Who else here is actually dead?

Comments

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, inconvenient. That's true.

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

Does anything actually bother you?

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Sure things bother me! Why do you even have to ask?

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

You just seem so upbeat.

It really pisses me off.

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I don't know - I guess it's because of how cool this entire situation is. I can summon a demon with my mind and kill stuff every day. It's fun! I can definitely let loose and relax here.

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

God.

I fucking hate you.

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I don't hate you at all.

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

Well good for you asshole.

Jesus. I might be a sick piece of shit but I at least have the decency to feel bad for my actions sometimes. It's people like you that are an even bigger problem with how shit is. That you know you're a worthless fucking sack, but you're pleased with it!

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Worthless fucking sack is a little harsh. Aaanyway, if neither of us are going to change, why would feeling bad make anything better?

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

It's actually a little nicer than deserved, but I just don't want to waste the effort going into a full description right now.

That's the thing. We can't change. You know that as well as I do. But at least hating what you are is less detestable than praising it.

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

But I'm already detestable. I don't care if I'm a little detestable or a whole lot of detestable.

[He hasn't even begun to touch on the worse things he's done, anyway.]

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

If you don't care that you're shit, that's fine, I-

Well I guess no it isn't really fine.

Just fuck off. If I ever meet you, I'm killing you asshole.

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I hear third time's the charm. I'm not sure I believe it.

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

Neither am I. But it doesn't matter.

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Do you mind much if I kill you instead?

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

That's different entirely. Only I may kill me.

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Can I try?

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

Well it's not like me saying no is going to make a difference to you.

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Really not at all, you're right.

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

Then don't waste my time with pointless fucking questions.

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

You're all that busy that your time can't be wasted?

[Voice]

[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

Whether I'm busy or not doesn't excuse you from wasting my time. You can throw your own pointless time away however you want, but don't do it to mine.

[Voice]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Are all of your philosophies designed to make you grumpy?