http://becomes-cold.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] becomes-cold.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tvk2011-09-04 08:48 pm

Dear Die-Ary #3 - Voice - Johnny C.

[Well, Johnny is in a peppy mood today. Or as peppy as he can be. So he'll actually bother to use the voice function on the device today.]

You know, all things considered, this town isn't as bad as the one I left. Don't get me wrong, from I shithole I came and apparently in a shithole I remain, but at least the feces and waste that is mankind isn't piled as high in this place. A guy bumped into me on the street and actually asked if I was okay. It was nice. So I did what any grateful person would and followed him home but only left a dead cat in his mailbox. I thought about throwing it in the treehouse he had for his kids, but I saw a couple squirrels in the backyard and I was afraid they'd see. Works just as well, I think. I mean he's either going to find the cat soon, or have just the most awkward goddamn conversation with his mailman.

Oh yeah. Considering a trend I've noticed, got a question for you people:

So. Who else here is actually dead?

[identity profile] needsteaplz.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well, he does have a name but out of politeness I just call him by his title. But yes, he is a Baron. Apparently, he's from some kind of alternate universe where there seems to be more a...steampunk theme, I guess you could call it.

Who knows. Maybe they're just drawing things out to watch how we react. I won't ask what you've done, but I know I deserve some punishment.