[Five; Video]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

[Ryuunosuke is not smiling for once. He seems to be laying back in his bed with a gloomy expression.]

Hey, Prospero. I'm bored, so you get to hear me talk about stuff that isn't important. Sound good?

Somebody once compared a beautiful woman to a dove, and that's okay, but I don't think it was really accurate. If we kept with the avian comparisons, then I think a lot of people are like geese. Geese are everywhere, but they still think their space is special. If you annoy a goose it'll start honking and biting and it'll be a mess. I really don't like geese much at all.

People like Lancer, Asuka, Saber - off the top of my head - are way more like swans. Swans are rare, they're beautiful, and if you piss them off you are screwed. This is my service to you guys, more important than killing Shadows: I'm telling you, do not mess with swans. You guys could take swans in single combat, I'm sure, but it isn't worth the trouble.

[He sighs.] Is Lancer still mad at me, by the way? Seriously...

Uh, I'm not sure where I was going with that extended metaphor. Like I said, I'm really bored.

Comments

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Okay~ Talk about yourself.

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

[Oh, that was a mistake.]

Okay! My name's Sakurako Shiina, and I'm a third year at Mahora Academy in Japan! I'm in lacrosse club and the cheerleading team, and my favorite hobbies are shopping and karaoke! Oh, and I'm in a band with the other cheerleaders and our friend Ako! It's called Dekopin Rocket, and I sing and play the drums! Um, let's see... my favorite flavor of ice cream is strawberry, and I have two cats named Cookie and Biscuit! Also, I've always been really lucky, so I use it to bet with my friends on stupid stuff around school to win lots of lunch tickets so I never have to pay for my meals!

...I guess that's about it.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

So... I don't know anything except that you talk a lot.

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

So would I be like a songbird or something?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Mockingbird.

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Oh, those are really cute!

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

But I don't know much of anything about you, so that's a really vague guess. [Would know more if he got to kill you.]

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

I can tell you more if you want!

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Don't. [Shut up.]

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay, then!

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Thanks...

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

By the way, what's your name?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Ryuunosuke Uryuu.

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Okay, nice to meet you! Maybe I'll see you around town sometime.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Maybe! Probably not at work. I'm not allowed to sell drinks to minors.

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

How long have you been here? Do you know what kind of stuff the town has to do? Is there a karaoke parlor?

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

[He's just going to pretend he didn't see this message because she talks way too much. It's kind of like tact.]