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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

[Ryuunosuke is not smiling for once. He seems to be laying back in his bed with a gloomy expression.]

Hey, Prospero. I'm bored, so you get to hear me talk about stuff that isn't important. Sound good?

Somebody once compared a beautiful woman to a dove, and that's okay, but I don't think it was really accurate. If we kept with the avian comparisons, then I think a lot of people are like geese. Geese are everywhere, but they still think their space is special. If you annoy a goose it'll start honking and biting and it'll be a mess. I really don't like geese much at all.

People like Lancer, Asuka, Saber - off the top of my head - are way more like swans. Swans are rare, they're beautiful, and if you piss them off you are screwed. This is my service to you guys, more important than killing Shadows: I'm telling you, do not mess with swans. You guys could take swans in single combat, I'm sure, but it isn't worth the trouble.

[He sighs.] Is Lancer still mad at me, by the way? Seriously...

Uh, I'm not sure where I was going with that extended metaphor. Like I said, I'm really bored.

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Why is he calling her beautiful in public? Even if it was meant for a metaphor, the intent behind it is still the same. Furthermore, stating names like that in public when people like her Master from the Fourth War was here..

All the timing was off. ]

.. A swan. [ Well, she's managing to say something, her voice just as flustered as her face, although that was hidden for now. ]

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

[Oh, it's one of the people he thinks is cool. He brightens up a little.]

Suits you way better than something silly like a dove.

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

...that's definitely some metaphor.

[Actually he's just pinged by the possibility that the 'Saber' he knows was mentioned.]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I've thought of better ones in my day.

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[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Hmm... playing around with the metaphor s'more, wouldn't the people you mentioned be more like a hawk or a falcon than a swan? I've never seen a swan outside of still images, but I can't imagine they're all that dangerous.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

No, I've seen swans in person more than once. Swans can be scary and dangerous, for birds.

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[cut-lass.livejournal.com]

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I don't get it.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

There's not a lot to get. I'm still boooored.

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[becomes-cold.livejournal.com]

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

You're kind of depressing.

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[croibhristeoir]

Depends. Are you still a murderer?

[Snark? You betcha.]

And why on earth are you going on about birds?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I haven't done anything since coming back to life. Does that count?

I said I was bored. Doesn't your mind wander when you have nothing to do?

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[genius-idiot.livejournal.com]

And here I would have called Asuka something like a tiger.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I was working with birds here. I'll do something else the next time I start rambling.

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, do me! What am I?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Okay~ Talk about yourself.

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[maguskiller.livejournal.com]

[icon words related. Might as well copy Lancer's methods.]

[Huh. That's one thought he never thought he'd have.]

Have you a spent a long of time with them, then?

[Translation: How the hell are you still alive?]

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

[Don't let him know who you are or he'll start fanboying.]

I met most of them right after coming here, so about two months. Why?

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[babel_hacker]

Bird metaphors?

[Only just voice, since Atsuro's in the middle of something.]

If you're bored, take up a hobby.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I've done everything already.

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[crownedexorcist]

It's still surprising that you're not mad at Lancer.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

What's surprising about it? He's cool~

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[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

You're comparing me to a swan?

You're comparing a guy to a swan, too...?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am!

...I knew someone would bring that up. Yep.

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[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

What are you blathering about?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Nothing~ That's the point.