Four [ACTION] In Which BRAINS HAPPEN!

[myblimpisbigger]

[Anyone unfortunate enough to be in Klaus's biology class will arrive to find that, on their desk, is a jar. In that jar, besides some suspicious green liquid which is totally harmless upon inspection, is a brain. It's obviously not a human brain -- too small -- but it's still a brain, and it's still on their desk, and it's still accompanied by a stick-on label and a sharpie.]

Good morning, class. Today we begin our unit on the nervous system. On your desk is your new best friend. Give them a name to distinguish them from everyone else's best friends and we can begin.

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[unknownrival]

...How interesting.

[myblimpisbigger]

It is, isn't it?

[You wait until you get to touch the brain, Issei...]

I find many people work best when presented with something concrete and physical rather than just words on a board or in a book.

[unknownrival]

Well, that is a valid theory of thought.

...We're going to dissect this, right? I'm naming mine Shinji.

[myblimpisbigger]

Not immediately, no. But eventually. My hope is that by the time we get to dissecting you will know the parts of the brain so well that no instruction is required.

action;

[chastehuntress]

[ Does she look like a high school student? Yes.
Is she an actual high school student? No.

So this ancient mythological figure is just going to tap at the jar. ]

Is this lunch?

action;

[myblimpisbigger]

... No.

[Eating brains is a bad idea, hasn't anyone ever told you that?]

It is today's lesson and will be part of our lessons for the next two weeks at least. Eating it will get you severely docked points.

action;

[chastehuntress]

[ Was it really such a bad idea thousands of years ago? ]

Points? [ Interest caught. ] This is a competition of sorts?

action;

[myblimpisbigger]

[...Shoosh.]

Yes. Your are competing with your fellow students for the highest grade, which involves completing all assignments and not eating the teaching aides.

[cullscuttlefish]

[Brains! She can deal with brains. But there is an important question.]

Are we going to be setting the brains on fire at any point?

1/2

[myblimpisbigger]

2/2

[myblimpisbigger]

I like the way you think. Do well on your quizzes and we just might, yes.

[cullscuttlefish]

[SHE LOVES YOU NOW.]

Okay! I'll make sure and study double-hard.

[myblimpisbigger]

[THE START OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP]

Excellent. Have you thought of a suitable name yet?

[Not here]

[math_detective]

[KLAUS WHEN SHE FINDS OUT...]

[She's going to ask why the hell she isn't allowed to be in this class. B(]

[Why not here?]

[myblimpisbigger]

[Who says she isn't? He has some extra brains and if she's got the period free, they're in business.]

[Fine, here.]

[math_detective]

[OKAY THEN OBNOXIOUSLY TAKING A SEAT.]

[And]

[Naming her specimen "Babbage".]

[doudemoe]

......

[There are not enough dots for this. Nay, not even all the dots in the world would be enough.]

[myblimpisbigger]

[Oh, come on, they're just brains.]

Problems?

[doudemoe]

[Brains in jars.]

Are we going to dissect these?

[crownedexorcist]

[GOOD GOD ARE ALL SCIENTISTS CRAZY]

A name, you say?

[myblimpisbigger]

[ALL THE BEST ONES, YES]

Yes. In order to tell it apart from the other brains, you see. I felt simply labeling by number would be far less engaging.

[crownedexorcist]

Either Cross or Earl.

[Why, no, he's not thinking of certain people when he consider the names.]

What are we going to do with the brains?

Can I backtag this? This is too amazing.

[soulsborderline]

[Squiiiiiiint]

What are these from?

yes always backtags |D

[myblimpisbigger]

[Eyebrow.]

Sheep. Does it particularly matter?

[soulsborderline]

Just curiosity. Frankly this is a lot less gross than things I do for work.