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dave strider

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i need someone to give me the low down
a little explanation as to why i got robbed and kidnapped
and why i have a phone full of contacts
access to this really shitty looking a/v chat
im a hungry mind yearning for knowledge
undulating in wait for a savage assault on my tender think pan
but as much as i want out of this retarded looking shithole
i dont think i quite have the cash for it
so along with my unquestionably insatiable desire for throbbing enlightenment
i may need one of you weirdos to lend me like 500 bucks
alright peace
ps: thanks for not raping me

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To be more specific, people have been arriving here with no idea how they did so from many places for months. We still don't know how this occurs.

Everyone new gets one.

I suspect few people will be willing to lend you that amount of money instantly.

It had not crossed my mind.

Would you rather have no phone at all?

That seems impossible. We're all missing our possessions, and you are no different.

[He misses his lance.]

Regardless of the name of the city, complaining will get you nowhere and is unproductive.

Edited 2011-09-30 00:23 (UTC)

Wouldn't trying for a good comic be better?

Normally that's a minimum goal.

No.

Do you have any further questions?

Edited 2011-09-30 01:13 (UTC)

I will give you no amount of money.

Good.

[This was an exercise in futility.]

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