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Fouth Feast: The Customer is always right

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[The first thing that comes to view is Saber. The one with the chest, of course. By now some people should be able to tell them apart, if only for that sole reason. At any rate, she's sitting in what looks like a huge bathtub. Don't worry, she's fully dressed, and the bathtub -actually a Jacuzzi, but the looks of it- has no water in it. She's just sitting there, legs crossed in front of her...and somebody is feeding her grapes. Yep, just another day for crazy Roman-y antics.

A muffled voice complains about having to feed her, but Saber pays no attention to it as she faces the camera -being held by someone else of course- with a triumphant smile.]

I had been feeling rather down as of late, which led me to consider the different reasons that might be causing such a change in my mood. Of course, life in this island has proved to be harsh, but at the same time interesting. One as me must take every chance to get to know different kinds of persons if the possibility is at hand. And who wouldn't want to make an acquaintanceship with me anyway?

[She pauses as a hand feeds her grapes for a little while.]

That was not what was keeping me down. A genius like me, to be faced with such banal and vastly pointless trials, I reached the conclusion this place was clouding my usual brightness, which in turn was reason enough for me to come and acquire this. [And she motions to the Jacuzzi.] It's not like the ones we had back home; terribly smaller in comparison, even, but I think this will do. Maybe I forgot to tell you all, but now I am being employed to organize gatherings where I used to work as a mere waitress, and I will surely expand the business all over this piece of land, and then, the world.

[So now Saber is trying to be the King of Parties. Well, she figures that taking over the worls must be easier if everyone is happy. The one holding the camera asks if she has much more to say, and the blonde shoots a deadly glare in its direction.]

But alas, I can't waste more time talking like this, for I need to properly purchase this fine bathing equipment. Before I depart though, I wished to ask you all if you wanted to have another of our meetings somewhere in the near future. I think we all could use some time to sit and discuss some matters, don't you all agree?

[She used a tone that meant obviously Personae and the Dark Hour, but also wants everyone to have a good time. That said, she stands from her place and walks over the camera, grabbing it from the hand that's holding it and cutting the feed.]

[ooc: Replies will happen a couple of minutes later.]

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Meetings of that sort are vital to survival in a place such as this. [ Spoken without restraint. ] Even with the proof of people coming and going with no reason, we need to pull together more often.

[ Also, don't mind your not!twin wearing thin-wire spectacles with a book in her other hand. ]

You took the words from my mouth, Saber.

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And this is quite a look. Mind filling me in with the details for eyesight-aid?

Then why have we not done so sooner?

[ Almost as though she were reprimanding the other for not doing it. In actuality, she's disappointed in herself. When she first arrived, it was one of the many things on her mind, but now it was in the hands of another. ]

It is part of my guise. When I first arrived, I paraded around in something more suitable for a person of my stature. [ AKA: As a man. ] Now that I have switched professions, I find it prudent to make as many differences between Arthur and Arturia as I can.

But I already did one, and it was quite the success. Perhaps I should personally drag you to this one, hmmm?

Hide in plain sight, I suppose that is a way of seeing it. At any rate, anybody that would have taken you by a man is a fool that knows nothing of feminine beauty. Perhaps you will let me see to work on your looks?

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I would like that very much.

... Let you see to work on my looks? [ She's uncertain as to how this would go. ] It would be rude of me to turn down such a request.

I'll personally make sure you assist then. This is my promise!

I warn you now though, I will have my way when it comes to adorning your features.

I do not think I am worthy of a promise, but I appreciate the thought.

Very well. I suppose such an act may be fun for the two of us. Is that not the point of being here? To enjoy ourselves every once in a while?

Cease your foolery! I shall not accept such words from you.

I see that my teachings have finally started to make an effect on you. Indeed! We shall enjoy ourselves to our heart's content.

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What's changed since the last meeting except adding zombies to the mix?

[Asuka looks pouty. It's either because she wanted something to change, or she wants that hot tub that she's looking at instead of Saber.]

More people has arrived, and people has left. I would like to talk about that.

And everyone could use some time to relax and have fun, don't you think?

I suppose so...I want to know how people have managed to leave, if nothing else. Shadows are a fine diversion, but I do have my own planet to save.

I doubt they do so willingly, but it's always good to ask around. I think Archer might offer some insight into this matter.

I, on the other hand, have nothing left in any of the places I could return to.

Archer is the King of Jerks, right? I'm pretty sure he just cruised around this world and kidnapped wildlife while he was gone.

Enkidu seems to have really disappeared, though...

That is a fitting title, yes!

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Hmm, he isn't back with Archer? What a shame. Perhaps we will see him later on, perhaps not.

[Please she's had you pinned as different from voice alone since speaking with the both of yas.

Still feels a bit weird calling you both "Saber" though...]

Funny, me and Kaiji were talking about something like that not too long ago. You're not a mind-reader like in those fiction novels, are ya?

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Not at all, not at all!

But I am an excellent host thought.

[ooc: True, but consider the source! If someone in Prospero could catch on to that... Also I -think- they have different voice-actresses. Should check before I make an arse of myself saying such.]

Well, I can't say anything bad about your last gathering. Not a single thing.

Any plans as to when? If not, might I suggest some time before the next full moon.

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I'm very proud of hearing that, believe me!

Most likely next Saturday, so everyone can properly arrange their business and clear the night. I am not following the lunar calendar but if the date proves to be troublesome, do let me know.

[I've just been served. :x I'll just go with speech patterns then.]

Mm, that makes two of us not keeping an eye on the lunar calender then. I'll dig one up somewhere and give you the word on how that's looking -- other than that I can't really think of any complaints to voice.

A mistake we must fix then. Anything besides that? Good, I'm pleased to see I have not yet disappointed any of you.

Nope, no complaints! Carry on with your excellent work.

[Here Saber, have a goofy-smiley not quite up to military standards salute.]

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Aye aye captain~

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Could you elaborate?

[Oh, hey. Getting better. There was barely any strain this time.]

A gathering, a meeting; a party. I haul from a place where I did many and for many, so I'm sure everyone will enjoy a chance to relax and converse with others. And make allies, too.

[Kiritsugu has never been one for those, but... a mass gathering like that is bound to have people from his world. Perhaps he can ascertain everyone from Fuyuki in one move. It's convenient to do that as soon as possible. His identity will not always be as hidden to certain individuals.]

I may accept your invitation, then.

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I will eagerly await for you to make your mind then. You will be properly informed of day and time when everything is set up.

[ Oh, hi Nero. Guess who's also chilling in his own ~~jacu--~~ actually it's just a huge bathtub but who really gives a shit? It's huge and bubbly and somehow he's holding the phone despite this fact. ]

I see I'm not the only one wasting their money on these less-than-worthy modern mongrel's attempts to recreate our past. Pathetic, aren't they?

As for this 'meeting', only if you provide quality entertainment this time.

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It's a pity they have left the craft of old times forgotten. Nothing compares to a good, hot roman bath. But one does what one can.

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What is that you desire to entertain yourself?

There's obviously no point in me coming otherwise, is there? As for what, I'll leave that up to you.

Now now, if you wish for something you better say it clearly. I can cater to most tastes, but I am no fortune teller.

So speak up, so called King of Heroes.

It's simple. We need some kind of contest. Constantly fighting these monsters night after night is proving to be boring. Surely you can think up some kind of contest to liven the place up, right? More people might come.

Do you desire a combat or tournament of sorts? Marvelous! But such work will demand more time. For the time being be happy with what I can manage with such meager resources.

But yes, that is an idea I will give priority.

And what if I were to provide any funding you needed?

[ Wait, Gil. What are you doing. ]

Funding you say? You are so generous, Archer. I wonder if that could change something.

...I will need some time to consider this.

Take your time, then. Not like we're going anywhere.

[And here's one happy looking redhead on the screen, cause yay parties!]

Ah, that sounds like a great idea!

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I'm glad you agree! Hopefully I'll manage to set it all up next weekend. I will surely outdo myself again.

Well, I'll definitely be looking forward to it!

Of course.

Anything you wish to see there? I like challenges.

[ Garviel's familiar, stony expression pops onto the video screen and says. ]

I agree, I shall come in order to discuss strategy, as always.

[ Definitely not because he cares about her or anything. Oh no. ]

That would be, of course, most perfect. I can always use someone imposing in case the newcomers feel too feisty as well.

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I haven't really seen much violence between the newcomers and everyone else, have you noticed something I have not?

Not yet, but I will have none of that in my gatherings. None. I like to be prepared in advance.

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You might not have liked some of the counsels of the Astartes that I have attended, then. Though I think you would enjoy the stories, were I to tell them. I have been told I am a fairly good storyteller.

[ Which is somewhat modest. In his own way Garviel gives a very excellent account, in fact. ]

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