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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

This post should be ignored by anyone under the age of eighteen. Eat your vegetables, kids.

Wouldn't it be the weirdest thing if you were having sex with someone and they turned into a coffin in the middle of it? Talk about a total cockblock... That's probably why nobody in this city is getting laid.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

Get a hobby. Cooking, sewing, exercising, something useful.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I know how to sew and cook, I just don't find them fun. I'd rather bother you guys.

( Voice )

[grapplings.livejournal.com]

Get a hobby that doesn't involve annoying people. I heard video games are fun.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Saving up for some.

( Voice )

[grapplings.livejournal.com]

In the meantime, why don't you read a book?

( Voice )

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I read fast. I've read the books we've got.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

Then go to the library. As long as you can read English, you'll be fine.

( Voice )

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

You didn't have to reply to this, you know.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

[ In a sing-song voice. ] Guess I'm bored too.

( Voice )

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Meaaaan.

( Voice )

[grapplings.livejournal.com]

Anyways...what did you mean by 'that's why no one in this city is getting laid'?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

You can't have sex with normal people when you think about them as weird coffins. And all of us have relationship problems between us.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

[ Facepalm. ] No, not that.

You made it sound like people turning into coffins is why no one is having sex in this city, which is...odd.

( Voice )

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I just don't really think of them as people.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

[ Abel grinds his teeth. Nothing is more infuriating than asking a question and being lead around in circles. ] Forget it.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Okay. Forgetting it now.