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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

This post should be ignored by anyone under the age of eighteen. Eat your vegetables, kids.

Wouldn't it be the weirdest thing if you were having sex with someone and they turned into a coffin in the middle of it? Talk about a total cockblock... That's probably why nobody in this city is getting laid.

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[ex_cashcow493]

That is not true.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Huh~ You are getting laid, Saber?

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[ex_cashcow493]

Do not misconstrue my words.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

It's hard to construe them as anything else.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

What the hell is wrong with you?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

That's a very good question! I think the first thing is that I have too much time on my hands.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Instead of asking me for proof, you imply that I am the one engaging in such activities. Do you mistake me for a whore, Ryuunosuke?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Okay, whoa. Are we saying that only whores have sex? Because you could easily be having sex with a very nice guy you're really close to here and it would be totally okay and not whorelike at all.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Depends. How many suitors do you think I could possibly have here?

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

Get a hobby. Cooking, sewing, exercising, something useful.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Your Master, for one thing?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I know how to sew and cook, I just don't find them fun. I'd rather bother you guys.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Clearly.

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[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

... Why the sudden observation?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Diarmuid, definitely Caster, various other knights of yours... You could have a lot of suitors.

But who I actually meant was your Master right now. I'm sure he'd be offended if you implied you sleeping with him was whorish.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

Get a hobby that doesn't involve annoying people. I heard video games are fun.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Boredom! Boredom's a good reason for a lot of stuff I do.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Saving up for some.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Lancer? Caster? My knights? I would never with any of them.

We are not betrothed.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

In this day and age, plenty of people have sex before they're betrothed. I mean, I'm not going to use me as an example, but normal people even.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

In the meantime, why don't you read a book?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I read fast. I've read the books we've got.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

Then go to the library. As long as you can read English, you'll be fine.

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[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. I can tell.

[Enjoy that pause between texts.] ... You do, however, raise a good point. ... Not that I am involved in this sort of... activities.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I haven't done anything here either. Kind of a buzzkill, thinking about it.

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