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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

This post should be ignored by anyone under the age of eighteen. Eat your vegetables, kids.

Wouldn't it be the weirdest thing if you were having sex with someone and they turned into a coffin in the middle of it? Talk about a total cockblock... That's probably why nobody in this city is getting laid.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Your Master, for one thing?

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[ex_cashcow493]

Clearly.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Diarmuid, definitely Caster, various other knights of yours... You could have a lot of suitors.

But who I actually meant was your Master right now. I'm sure he'd be offended if you implied you sleeping with him was whorish.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Lancer? Caster? My knights? I would never with any of them.

We are not betrothed.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

In this day and age, plenty of people have sex before they're betrothed. I mean, I'm not going to use me as an example, but normal people even.

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[ex_cashcow493]

I will not unless I am his husband.

[ Awkward pause. ]

I meant wife.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. So who did you mean if you didn't mean you?

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[ex_cashcow493]

There are normal people here.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

They don't count.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Do you just mean the others like us?

They have greater things to concern themselves with. The full moon, the shadows, the dungeons, survival, and returning home.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

...Relationships are important too...