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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

This post should be ignored by anyone under the age of eighteen. Eat your vegetables, kids.

Wouldn't it be the weirdest thing if you were having sex with someone and they turned into a coffin in the middle of it? Talk about a total cockblock... That's probably why nobody in this city is getting laid.

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[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. I can tell.

[Enjoy that pause between texts.] ... You do, however, raise a good point. ... Not that I am involved in this sort of... activities.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I haven't done anything here either. Kind of a buzzkill, thinking about it.

[Splinters.]

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[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

You look far too young to do anything like that.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

How old do you think I am?

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[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

A normal observation, I would estimate that you are around Seventeen. However, that is not how old you really are, is it?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm over twenty. You are so off.

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[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Consider it a compliment.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I guess!