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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

This post should be ignored by anyone under the age of eighteen. Eat your vegetables, kids.

Wouldn't it be the weirdest thing if you were having sex with someone and they turned into a coffin in the middle of it? Talk about a total cockblock... That's probably why nobody in this city is getting laid.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Your last name is McDuck?

[numberonedime.livejournal.com]

"Aye, and a fine name it be. You're looking at the last member of Clan McDuck, a long line of courageous and brilliant Scots!"

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

...Are you a duck, by any chance?

[numberonedime.livejournal.com]

"Aye, that I am. Least I was until I showed up 'ere! And you? Or are you a flesh bag where you come from?"

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Ducks are bags of flesh, too, you know.