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.001 ♛ [Video]

[The screen would flicker on with the sound of a few things hitting the wall. It would seem that something had knocked the device to the floor with some force and accidentally powered it on. Though whoever might be listening is getting a view of the ceiling, a particularly irritated voice can be heard ranting about her current circumstances.]

...unforgivable. Absolutely unforgivable. When I find out who is responsible for this, I'll tear their heart out and feed it to them.

[Another broken cup, perhaps? Either way, it's in pieces, now. Seems like it's taken some of the wind out of her sails, though.]

No furniture. No Ronove. No magic. What kind of hellhole is this? M...maybe this is hell. ...No...but this definitely isn't Rokkenjima.

[And then the device on the floor caught her eye. To the viewer, the angry voice would give way to a stately looking blonde with an inquisitive stare.]

A tape-recorder...?

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I don't need an invitation. I'm always the guest of honor.

Now who's being spoiled? If you're such a terribly important person here, you must know all about why I was brought in. Care to enlighten me?

Now, now. There's a difference between a spoiled brat and a king. Care to take a guess as to which I am?

[ Because the gaudy wallpaper and crimson curtains behind him totally prove nothing. ]

As for why, it wouldn't be any fun if I simply told you, would it? Figure it out for yourself.

I'm going to be obvious and go with brat.
Someone as childish as you are couldn't possibly be a king.

You can't tell what you don't know, right~?
You're just someone uprooted as I was.
It seems you'll be of little use to me, then. Pity.~

Oh, I'm sorry. You're completely wrong. You don't even get the crappy consolation prize.

I AM a king. But not just any king. I am the legendary King of Heroes, the very same king who defeat the Bull of Heaven with his loyal brother Enkidu. I am Gilgamesh of Uruk.

Offer your praises now, and perhaps I'll consider delaying your execution until a later date.

Edited 2011-12-04 23:13 (UTC)

[A pause...and then a most unholy cackle.]

A king?! A king, he says?!

You're a child! You're no legend.~
I'd be surprised if you slayed the monsters under your bed!

It's you who should praise me, you insolent pup.
Beg me nicely not to gouge out your pretty eyes and I might have mercy.~ ♥

[ That's perfectly fine. He'll match her cackles, but they are totally more creepy. ...Although there might be a extra slight hint of annoyance in his voice this time. ]

Me, not a legend? Ha! Just who the hell do you think you are to go around saying such blasphemes? You're nothing more than an uncultured wretch who obviously doesn't know her place. Don't you have some dishes you should be cleaning right now?

Brats like you are endlessly fun. At least I know I won't be bored here.

And if you must know, I'm hardly an uncultured wretch. I am The Golden Witch.
Of course, I could go on with titles all day but I think it would simply go over your head.
You who mistakes someone like me for the lowly furniture that does housework.
How very silly of you.~

[ Okay, that calls for another round of laughter. ]

You? The Golden Witch? What kind of lame excuse for a joke is that?

I'm the Golden King, like hell I'd ever let some half-breed joke of a witch take that title from me. I doubt you even have a tenth of the gold I possesses.

[She'd sigh softly and rest her chin on her hand.]

You really are a child. I don't expect you to understand.
Ten tons of gold is a paltry amount to someone like me and I can give it out easily.
Of course, I never really cared for monetary wealth. Material possessions are for greedy little brats like you.
Let me put it so you might grasp it. I am an Endless Witch. I can never die.
All I desire is amusement in whatever form suits me.
I don't care for your gold unless you can juggle it, understand?

...................................

[ You know what, fuck everything else she said. ]

You're a lying whore. It's impossible for anyone to obtain immortality. I would know.

[ Why, yes. His blood IS boiling. Thank you for noticing. ]

[Problem, King of Heroes~?]

Nothing is impossible to a witch of my caliber.
I, myself have been around for a thousand years.
You're telling me you're this golden king who fought a divine animal but you could not overcome a tiny thing like death~?
Pa-the-tic.~ ♥

[ Man, how easy is it to piss him off when you say just the right triggers? His eyes are filled with madness, and although it's impossible to see, his grip on the phone is reaching nearly crushing levels of strength. ]

No, you're complete and utter liar and I'll prove it. I'll rip your heart clean from your chest and devour it with the finest wine. Then you'll understand that there is no such thing as immortality, you wench.

[ Suddenly being revived after death, on the other hand... ]

[That's fine. She seems to be thriving on his anger and giggling like a schoolgirl.]

Oh, brat prince, if I had but the ability to repeat it in red for you, you'd know for certain that I was being nothing but pure and honest.~
But since I don't, I guess you'll just have to rely on my word, won't you~?
I have indeed been alive for a thousand years and your petty little violence won't make that less of a fact.
Of course, you already know that, don't you~?

Who gives a damn? It'll make me feel better, and that's really all that's important. I refuse to believe some woman calling herself a witch could so easily obtain something that I was unable to get. I own ALL the treasures of the world. It's not easy for me to not obtain something. So for you to say you have this immortality, whilst it slipped from my grasp thanks to that damned snake? Blasphemy. I want you to prove your claims.

Selfish, spoiled child. Even if I could prove my claims, I wouldn't.
I'd rather let you suffer, wondering if there's actually something in this world that you simply cannot obtain.
Perhaps it slipped from your grasp because you weren't worthy.~
You still aren't.
Though it's delicious to watch you agonize over it.~ ♥

[ You know what? He's not even going to waste any more words on her. The video suddenly clicks off without warning, but she'll probably just cackle like the horrible witch she is.

Little does she know that half an hour or so later (traveling on foot is hell, even when you're fueled by RAAAAAGE) a certain king will be kicking down her door, and grabbing her by her throat. Oh, that glare. It could probably make the bravest of men cower in fear. But I wonder what kind of fear it would have on a supposed witch who can never die~? ...Of course, getting a really good look at her probably isn't the best idea, because he's suddenly speechless! But still fuming. ]

[He'd be correct in assuming she'd cackle herself into a coma. Of course she'd have moved on to other things by the time he crashed in on her. To say that he caught her by surprise would be an understatement. She wouldn't have much time to prepare herself for any kind of battle, so she'd be scooped up rather quickly. His pause would give her a moment to stare back at him wide-eyed before that signature cackling.]

J...Just couldn't stay away, could you~? If you wanted to touch me, you could have just asked nicely, brat prince.~

[ Yeah, that would do the trick. For just a moment, he saw someone else in her place and probably loosened his grip. It took about every bit of control to not end up throwing her out the window, though. ]

Don't make such lewd jokes in my presence, vile witch. I have half the mind to prove that you are not at all that 'endless witch' whom you claim to be.

[ ...And now it's pretty hard to tell if he's still pissed off at her, or the island, or whatever the hell. But he WILL be tossing her away because he has to do something okay. ]

Although that would be hardly fair, considering this place sees fit to take away everything that makes anyone unique. That doesn't mean I'm ever going to buy your claim, though.

[She'd slump to the floor, but it would do little to wipe the grin from her face. Rubbing her neck softly, she'd simply offer a sigh.]

Don't make idle threats, pup. If you wish to kill me then do so. Save me from having to endure your whiny little case of denial. Frankly, it's disgusting.

If I weren't so nullified here, I'd turn you inside out and see if your organs were as ugly as your disposition. But since I can't, I suppose you'll simply have to do what you came to do or charge back out of my room. I doubt either will leave you any more fulfilled than when you came in.

[ Wait, wait. She didn't really just say what he thinks she said? Because his mood does a complete turn around. Yes, he's laughing. Like a crazed man. ]

If that were the case, do you think I would ever allow you such a pleasure? With a single snap of my fingers, you would become nothing more than a mere pin-cushion for my entire treasury. Really, you should think before you speak. I don't care if you're some stupid witch who's lived forever, I'm the first hero of history and will always be superior to some mere woman.

[ And now he'll make his way over to her cabinets. He'll be going for the most expensive looking bottle of wine that just so happens to be there, although it's still pretty cheap and shitty if you ask him. Doesn't matter, he does what he wants. Which means he's totally just drinking it straight from the bottle because he can. You mad, Beato? ]

Besides, if I killed you now? I wouldn't have any entertainment for an entire week. How dreadfully boring that would be.

[In a moment, she's back on her feet, sliding past him into the same cupboard. It wouldn't take long for her to find her prize and delicately set it on the table nearest him.]

At least use a cup, you swine.

Don't make me laugh with your superior attitude. Your boasting betrays your insecurities pretty well. What is with men always trying to thrust their sword inside any place it will fit? Hmph.

At my full strength, your treasures would be trinkets to me. They would be swatted away like so many flies. Ah, but it's unladylike to brag, isn't it~?

I'm not here for your entertainment, brat prince. But you are certainly amusing to me.~

[ She doesn't like his manners? All the more reason to suck down the rest of the bottle like some helpless spoiled drunkard. She should be happy he did just pour it all over the floor, hmpf! ]

Why bother? That only ruins the taste. Wine is best when drunk straight from the bottle. You would know these things if you weren't incompetent.

I highly doubt that. Noble phantasms can't be stopped so easily by some small time witch. Not even that half-breed Medea was able to stop my rain of treasury for very long. I can still hear her pathetic screams if I really think about them~ Do you really think you could fair better than an actual heroic spirit?

[With that, she'd grin and knock the cup to its side.]

Actually, to savor wine, one is supposed to let it breathe. Oh, but I keep forgetting what a classless little whelp you are. You've never savored anything in your miserable life, have you?

Your mistake is in thinking I'm on par with the piss-poor excuses for magic users you may have come across in your past. A witch of Infinity is more than your common parlor magician. I can not only kill you, but my abilities make it so I may revive you to kill you once more.

I'd love to cut you into pieces and repeat it until I run out of methods to make you suffer. You're too proud, but I could mold you into lovely furniture if given the opportunity, I bet.~

How presumptions of you. As the King of Heroes, it's only obvious that I've tasted and savored so many things during my life. Women, wine, and pretty much everything worth value in the world. It's a shame you can not say the same for yourself. I bet you've never even experienced life outside of whatever miserable castle you were locked up in.

[ pots and kettles...

Oh, but that would only make his smile even more twisted. ]

My, my. The little witch things she could actually skin me like some sheep. But you have no way to use your pathetic magic in this world, right? I may lack access to my treasury, but that means little when when I still have my raw strength. If I wanted to, I could easily tear you apart with my bare hands. I'm sure the lion cubs would love to experience the taste of some lowly witch. You've got plenty of meat on you, after all.

[ Nope, he's not getting into Battler territory. I promise. ]

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