♚ ’ｔｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｓｅａｓｏｎ

[ex_cashcow493]

☙VIDEO;

[ Enjoy the sight of what appears to be the tongue of a feline licking at the lens with the start of this call. After a few laps, it'll be discarded on the floor to show a hotel room with a few boxes scattered around. Boxes of green and red, containers of ornaments and the sort. A lion cub pounces on one of them in the distance (presumably the one who was gnawing on the phone earlier), earning the attention of it's master.

It's master who was knelt before a tree barely over two feet tall with an ornament in hand. Glancing lazily towards the cub, she has a distant look in her eyes. A solemn appearance as always, Saber moved to hook the tiny figure on a barren branch. Letting her hands fall to her side, her gaze focuses on the tree as she refuses to move. Seemingly lost in her thoughts, she remains solitary until the video feed times out. ]

☙TEXT;

[ A couple hours after midnight, Saber will use her phone once more. ]

Is it acceptable to give a gift to someone with whom you may not be on good terms with? The concept of this holiday is not entirely lost on me. However, I do not wish to offend. Any advice would be appreciated.

Comments

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[ex_cashcow493]

I believe your advice to be improper and insulting.

Will you not tell me then?

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

You sound like you haven't gotten any in awhile. Or ever. Put that together. Or is that too "improper" for a stuck up bitch like you?

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[ex_cashcow493]

Any what?

I beg your pardon. I have done nothing to insult you, I hope, so why do you treat me with such rudeness?

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

I just feel like you need a dose of fun in your life.

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[ex_cashcow493]

That hardly sounds bad at all.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Like a foot on the face or a dick in the ass.

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[ex_cashcow493]

What madness are you harping on about?

[ If only she could have seen the look on Saber's face. ]

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

See? That's your problem. Just go with it and stop questioning.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Go with what exactly?

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

What you might call "baser animal instincts", I'll bet.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Do you intend to be vague with your remarks or does it come naturally?

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I get a kick out of seeing people try to figure it all out.

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[ex_cashcow493]

I could just ask others about it and get a straight answer to ruin your fun.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty damn adaptive. I can work with that.

[ex_cashcow493]

Could you?

Then neglecting to entertain you is the only option left.

[ Any further replies may or may not get a response, but they are certain to draw a reaction. ]

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Trust me, lady... I'm far from done with you.