[♂ - Video]

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

[It's the dark hour, and what appears to be a girl in elegant clothing is absently strumming a harp.]

All right, let's cut to the chase here. Where the hell am I and what am I doing here? This is definitely not where I went to bed or where she left me - oh, hang on, let me take care of this first.

[That last bit is mentioned when a Shadow appears on screen a mild distance away. Rising quickly to their feet and hoisting up the harp, they dash over to where the monster is and smash it with the harp until it dies.

Yep. Coming back over to the phone totally casually.]

Yeah, so, if anybody'd like to tell me anything about this creepy place, go ahead.

Comments

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

I've got the vagina alright, but you should save it for the girl anyway.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

... What?

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

I'm telling you I'm a man! I'd rather have you call me 'it' than stick with the 'girl' stuff now that you know!

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Not that part. You said "save it for the girl".

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there's two personalities in this body. I'm the guy one. If you call the girl one a girl, that's fine with me.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Damn. Sounds kinky~

I have no idea how I lost this notif, eek!

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

If you're into that, I guess.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Dunno. Are you?

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

It's how it is. If I want a lay they've got to deal with the other assets.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Not enough tit for me, though.

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Wasn't interested.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Still, I bet you could be fun in other ways~...

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

You want a fight? 'Cause I could go for that.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Oh baby, you know just how to talk to a girl like me.

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

All right! My blood's already starting to get pumping!

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

But...

I don't put out on the first date. So if you want all I have to offer, you need to pay for dinner first.

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Seriously? I just want a fight with no hassle.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

It doesn't work that way. A girl like me has standards.

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

You probably wouldn't be worth it.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Keep your eyes peeled... You'll see soon enough whether or not I'm worth it...

[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. I you say so, lady.