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vriska serket

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[Sometime during the middle of the day, a text was sent out]

Uuuuuuuugh.
Someone mind explaining where the hell I am? This is kind of dum8.
I mean, who takes someone a8out to die and puts them on a weird island like this? Laaaaaaaame.
Ugh and I need to clean up. Some8ody point me to an a8ulation trap or 8athtu8 or whatever you call it. This red shit is gross.

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[He denies all possible black romances.]

Well, you're bound to gain some practical battle experience here, as much as I wish it were safer. At least there's a bright spot to that?

[Oh Issei... poor, poor Issei...]

[Vriska perked up at that] And where are these monsters, anyway? Anything like the imps I fought in Sgrub?

They only come out after midnight - you'll know the time by the way the environment changes. Since I don't know your history I can't tell you exactly how they compare, but they vary in size. The weakest can be dispatched quickly, and the strongest only rarely appear but require all of us to cooperate to defeat them.

I see.

[Someone's looking forward to this]

So. Midnight. Perfect! It'll be much less bright and muuuuuuuuch better for a troll. Or- eh, troll. I'm still not used to this crap.

Troll. Body notwithstanding.

[He'd feel annoyed if he was told he wasn't a human, if theoretically he wasn't a human.]

Don't go far from the hotel unarmed, at least not alone.

Pleeeeeeeease, I can take care of myself. I've been feeding my lusus for the last six sweeps, after all!

You had powers and a weapon, even if those weapons were dice.

...

[And this is Vriska suddenly realizing she's pretty alone here.]

... fuck.

You'll be fine if you're careful.

Yeah yeah. I know. Crap, and I'm with a bunch of weird aliens called humans. [Her hands balled up as her teeth grit in anger]

Fine. You said some shit about dorms or something, right? Because I'm only six sweeps?

Right. They'll want you to go to school and the dorms are where younger students can stay. I have maps of the city I can share.

School? Uuuuuuuugh, you're kidding, right?

I am not kidding in the slightest. Don't make me break out the 'miss' and 'young lady' on you.

[She tried to growl at him, giving up in embarrassment as the noise she made was nothing like what she was used to]

Gogdamned human body...

I was mostly joking. But you really do need to go to school.

And why is that? Do they teach you how to kill those monsters and humiliate your enemies?

No. But you don't want to be arrested for truancy and have to deal with all of the hassle of that, and you might actually enjoy school. Or learn something.

Ugh. You humans have too many rules for this crap! I've been tricking trolls to feed to my lusus for several sweeps! I don't need school.

You... feed trolls to your guardian?

Well... yeah. Them or me, and if they're too stupid to be tricked into getting into her web, then it's them.

[Right. That is definitely freaking him out. He does not approve of people being eaten alive.]

I don't suppose you could have fed her things other than people.

No. [Her voice turned sharp, a sore point getting prodded] Spidermom wanted trolls, and make it really clear that if she went hungry, she had a snack waiting for her in the form of me. Putting her out of her misery when Sgrub started was a relief.

Oh.

[...he still did not like that, but...] I'm sorry.

Shut up. I don't need your pity, pale or otherwise.

It's just sympathy of whatever kind you'd like to call it.

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