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[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

9999999999999999999999999999imthestrongest999999999999999999999999999

[ In other words: 'What is this thing and what do these buttons do?' For the lone individual who knows which hotel room she's in might find it vacant. So where exactly is this woman from ancient times?

At the mall of course. A few minutes later, there will be another text message to come through the network. ]

CUD TEH CAERTAEKR OF THES GIRL COME AND PIK H3R UP?!???! OMG WTF SH3S BAN WAND3RNG AROUND IN DA CLOTHNG S2RE FOR LIEK FOREV3R!1!!!! WTF LOL

Comments

[text]

[renovate-you.livejournal.com]

STOP SPAMMING ME DAMN IT

[text] I'm sorry

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

9999999999999999999999999999imthestrongest999999999999999999999999999

[text] Really sorry

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

9999999999999999999999999999imthestrongest999999999999999999999999999

[text] Really truly sorry

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

9999999999999999999999999999imthestrongest999999999999999999999999999

[text] I was planning to spend the rest of my lunch break on this tag

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

9999999999999999999999999999imthestrongest999999999999999999999999999

[text] but then my lunch break was over too quick

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

9999999999999999999999999999999hithestrongestimjohn9999999999999999999999999

[ She doesn't get it dude. ]

[video] omg you are horrible...

[renovate-you.livejournal.com]

[ Okay, that's enough. OBVIOUSLY HE MUST TAKE THE INITIATIVE AND SWITCH TO VIDEO. ]

You know you could just use THIS, right? Should be a crime to not know how to type in this day and age.

( Text )

[grapplings.livejournal.com]

[ Stop spaming me. ]

( Text )

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

desolec'estuneerreur

[ Her best attempt at mimicry. ]

( Voice )

[grapplings.livejournal.com]

[ A confused, soft-spoken voice takes over the transmission. ] You have no idea how to text, do you?

[text]

[profcharisma.livejournal.com]

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[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

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[ Does the barrage of text messages answer your question, sir? ]

Re: [text]

[profcharisma.livejournal.com]

[...Yes it does.]

[Text]

[truthsnomiracle]

Ma'am, it would benefit all recipients of your text messages if you would slow down and take the time to learn how to delete errors and insert spaces between words before sending them, at an absolute minimum.

[Text]

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

YAAH LIEK DUDE OR DUDETE SH3 JUST DOESNT G3T IT SHA KEPS ASKNG ME WUT DOES DA 9 BUTON DO

[ There may or may not be a middle school child acting as a translator. ]

[Text]

[truthsnomiracle]

[Which only makes Edgeworth's eye tic more. (I see that the degradation of the language only continues.)]

I would prefer "sir" to either of those forms of address.

If she cannot piece together cause and effect on her own, perhaps it's necessary to explain the connection between pressing buttons and the appearance of text on the screen.

text

[theheirofbreath.livejournal.com]

text

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

hehehe

[ THAT'S WHAT. ]

Re: text

[theheirofbreath.livejournal.com]

[Text]

[crownedexorcist]

[what the hell is this]

Excuse me?

[Text] Wow I didn't get the notif for this now i feel like an asshole...

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

excuseme

[ LOOK WHO'S GREAT AT MIMICKING. ]

[Text] no worries the notif for this is late on my end B|

[crownedexorcist]

Do you need help?

[unless you're trolling people on purpose. . .]

[TEXT]

[toomanyhyphens.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who you are.

But please stop sending me messages.

[TEXT]

[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

9999999999999999999999999999

imthestrongest

999999999999999999999999999

[ Translation: Fuck no and the boy is mine. ]

[TEXT]

[toomanyhyphens.livejournal.com]

I said! Stop! Desist! Do you speak my language at all?