1st glubbin - demandin answwers [text]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[Eridan woke up in the hotel at Prospero. Did he just die? Was that all just a nightmare? Or was this the true nightmare? A pink fleshy body? What the hell? At least the communicator was familiar. After some tweaking around with the settings, Eridan's ready to get some answers.]

so wwhat the hell is goin on here
one moment im in the vveil gettin chainsawwed an noww im here in
wwell wwherevver the fuckin hell this is i dont really care
all i knoww is im pretty fuckin' disgusted i mean wwhat kind a sick joke is this
its like im some kind a pink fleshy thing
you dont do that to a fuckin' seadwwellin troll
especially not one as awwesome as eridan ampora

Comments

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

A' all the trolls to be fuckin' stuck with why does it have to be one a' the ones where things are awkward. Fuck. Even though I've said I've moved on she's still stuck on me.

Well guess that's happens when you're in a relationship that's mirrorin' a legendary rivalry a' our ancestors. It gets just so amazin' that you can't help but talk about it all a' the time. Fondly regardin' it an' such.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I really don't think that's it.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Really doubtin' you there I'm known for leavin' quite a' impression!

An' what do you mean she stole your room?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

She invaded, said she was sleeping there for the night, and stole all my blankets, leaving me to sleep in a chair.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

That's classic Vris....

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Do you know how to deal with her? Because she confuses me to no end.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Well, you could hook her up on a blind... um... blackrom date with me.

Then she'd be out a' your hair an' in mine.

[and back in his pants, he hopes]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The idea is dismissed. I'm afraid she's rejected you.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Well, I thought it was a good idea anyway.

Don't tell me you're just rejectin' the idea because you're waxin' in the black for her as well.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Why would I hate her? That's not it at all.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Well, I know I would be hatin' someone who just claimed my room an' kicked me out a' the recuperacoon.

That's like doomin' someone to horrible nights a' sleep.

Well good because I'm a' the jealous sort.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

She's complicated. I feel bad for her circumstances, she's irritating in certain ways but she's young, I have to walk carefully to not trip any cultural landmines when I talk to her...

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah she's a' complicated one. It's hard growin' up in our world. It really is. If I could figure out what went wrong in our relationship an' I understood her I'd not be out a kismesis.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

That's why I don't dislike her. Certainly I don't hate her.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

So... are you feelin' pale for her?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's complicated. I like her the way humans like each other, which doesn't exactly match up.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Normal liking.