1st glubbin - demandin answwers [text]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[Eridan woke up in the hotel at Prospero. Did he just die? Was that all just a nightmare? Or was this the true nightmare? A pink fleshy body? What the hell? At least the communicator was familiar. After some tweaking around with the settings, Eridan's ready to get some answers.]

so wwhat the hell is goin on here
one moment im in the vveil gettin chainsawwed an noww im here in
wwell wwherevver the fuckin hell this is i dont really care
all i knoww is im pretty fuckin' disgusted i mean wwhat kind a sick joke is this
its like im some kind a pink fleshy thing
you dont do that to a fuckin' seadwwellin troll
especially not one as awwesome as eridan ampora

Comments

[Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh. I've heard of you, assuming there are only so many Eridans.

[video]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Oh? So I've already got a reputation here I see?

Well good that's makin' introductions easier.

[video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Vriska Serket mentioned you in passing.

[Text]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Re: [Text]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Vris?

She's here?

...was it a good sort a' passin' or a bad sort a' passin'?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...Bad sort of passing. And yes, she's here. She stole my room once.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

[theheirofbreath.livejournal.com]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

A' all the trolls to be fuckin' stuck with why does it have to be one a' the ones where things are awkward. Fuck. Even though I've said I've moved on she's still stuck on me.

Well guess that's happens when you're in a relationship that's mirrorin' a legendary rivalry a' our ancestors. It gets just so amazin' that you can't help but talk about it all a' the time. Fondly regardin' it an' such.

[video]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Aaand it flips, revealing a dorky looking kid with glasses and a purple streak in his hair.

So. What do you think?

[and his eyebrows, they are wiggling.]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

If you new people keep doing the colored text the french guy is going to get mad again.

[video]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

[Sadly, her first reaction is to laugh, but it's admittedly mostly because of the eyebrow thing.]

I like your hair!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I really don't think that's it.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

You really shouldn't color your texts or the old french guy is gonna get mad again.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[The amount of fucks Eridan gives are somewhere between -1 and 0.]

oh wait we are texting lemme get into character here sorry

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

well he said its cuz he cant undersatnd it tho lol i think its pretty kool rly

Re: oh wait we are texting lemme get into character here sorry

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[Eridan will never be sensitive to others.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Self-styled. Fashion's not much a' big deal for us trolls but I happen to find that keepin' my hair like this makes me look more distinguished an' refined.

[Eridan's such a master of bullshittery sometimes.]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

no he say that its his phone that cant understand it? like it translates or somethgnt lol i dunno i think ur guyz text is cool

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Really doubtin' you there I'm known for leavin' quite a' impression!

An' what do you mean she stole your room?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

She invaded, said she was sleeping there for the night, and stole all my blankets, leaving me to sleep in a chair.