1st glubbin - demandin answwers [text]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[Eridan woke up in the hotel at Prospero. Did he just die? Was that all just a nightmare? Or was this the true nightmare? A pink fleshy body? What the hell? At least the communicator was familiar. After some tweaking around with the settings, Eridan's ready to get some answers.]

so wwhat the hell is goin on here
one moment im in the vveil gettin chainsawwed an noww im here in
wwell wwherevver the fuckin hell this is i dont really care
all i knoww is im pretty fuckin' disgusted i mean wwhat kind a sick joke is this
its like im some kind a pink fleshy thing
you dont do that to a fuckin' seadwwellin troll
especially not one as awwesome as eridan ampora

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[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Aaand it flips, revealing a dorky looking kid with glasses and a purple streak in his hair.

So. What do you think?

[and his eyebrows, they are wiggling.]

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

[Sadly, her first reaction is to laugh, but it's admittedly mostly because of the eyebrow thing.]

I like your hair!

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Self-styled. Fashion's not much a' big deal for us trolls but I happen to find that keepin' my hair like this makes me look more distinguished an' refined.

[Eridan's such a master of bullshittery sometimes.]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Trolls...? You don't look much like a troll to me. But you're right about the hair, it really makes you stand out!

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what you've heard a' us trolls but whatever you've heard I'm sure I was cuter than you were expectin'

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Way cuter!

[Which isn't saying much, considering Sakurako probably thinks trolls look something like this (http://osakabentures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/MountainTroll.jpg).]