001 Flower(s) [Action]

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

[Walking the streets of Prospero today is probably one of the most beautiful men this city has ever seen. He's even dressed in a reasonably nice set of clothes-- just enough fabric to prevent sunburn, but flowing in allll the right places.]

[He looks like he walked out of a magazine!]

[And if you read those fashion mags full of advertisements, he really did. Kanda's got a job as a model-- though presently, he doesn't look too happy about it.]

Charity work... What the hell kind of work is that?

[He's confused. No one's explained it's just free labor in a good cause.]

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[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

[ He doesn't know why. He doesn't know how. But he's walking back from school and using a back path to avoid any fangirls that might have followed after him. Although, he stops in his tracks when he finds that Kanda and him have crossed paths. ]

Butcher Knife.

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

...Fakesprout.

[GLAREEEEEEE]

[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Changing names, are we?

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

Makes more sense. Since you're fake and all.

[Still glaring!]

[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

I believe that "Snowdrop" has a better sound to it, Butcher Knife.

[ Glare all you want, Kanda. This smile is never dropping out of place. ]

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

Tough. Snowdrops are too pretty for you. Fakesprout.

[Fffffffffffff.]

[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

How unfortunate. Perhaps I should rename you as well. Seeing that a Butcher Knife is too strong for someone as frail as you are.

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

I'm not frail!

[And somewhere behind you, Neah, fangirls are writing a hateship right now.]

[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Oh? Is that so?

[ He'd make fun of his persona, right then and there. But the fangirls are making it difficult to even crack some sort of comment besides the one he just did. ]

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

You heard me!

[Oh man. Don't you dare.]

[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Then why is it that you were granted such a beautiful woman with a single healing ability?

[ HE'S DOING IT. ]

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

...If I didn't know better, I'd say you're jealous.

[SUDDENLY FANGIRL SQUEES.]

[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I am quite content with Nyarlathotep.

[ ... Dammit. ] Ah... It seems like a few girls followed me here.

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

[Cold smirk.]

Good luck dealing with them, Fakesprout.

[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Oh. You do not have to worry about me, Butcher Knife. Seeing that you are a model now, you will attract more women on a daily basis then I will.

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but there's an intimidation factor at work that you don't have.

[Turns and walks off.]

[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Intimidation does not matter.

[ Anndddd he's following. ]

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

...If I hear about any high school girls getting murdered, I'm turning you in to the police.

[revivedpianist.livejournal.com]

Now now, why would I ever do that?

wow so late

[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

Because you're a Noah.

[OBVIOUSLY]