truthsnomiracle: Edgeworth grits his teeth and rubs his temple in irritation. (Is logic truly this rare?)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] truthsnomiracle) wrote in [community profile] tvk2011-12-22 09:57 pm
Entry tags:

03: [Video, and I apologize for him]

[Hello, Prospero! This is a very disapproving and irritated Edgeworth with a display shelf full of various polearms behind him.]

In light of the results of a certain recent expedition, the general quality of the armaments I've observed among those who favor those that aren't firearms, and the length of the case thus far, I've been forced to conclude that either your collective observational skills could be reproduced by someone wearing headphones and a blindfold or your collective problem-solving skills are on par with those of cartoon villains.

As it seems that I must do your work for you, I spent today seeking out an arms dealer. As it only took me this long to discover this "Felix's Finds" which serves as the closest thing available, I would imagine that it would take someone unused to investigation roughly a week. Given that the kidnappings began in late June and no small number of us contend with murderous beings of an improbable nature on a regular basis, that the existence of this collector's shop isn't common knowledge begs explanation -- even should that explanation prove to further undermine my faith in humanity.

I unfortunately feel it necessary to clarify that he cannot afford to be open about his efforts to cater to our needs, and that his understanding of the situation is limited at best. As such, discretion is necessary in our dealings with him.

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
hehehe

[Sheepish laugh.]

Honestly, I was originally planning to go in alone. But then I thought maybe someone else might be curious about what's down there. We have to explore that place eventually, right?

I didn't think so many people would want to come though....

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-24 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow. This guy sounds a LOT like Rose. What with all the logic and stuff. But he also seems pretty upset, and John finally has the sense to look apologetic.]

Soo..... you're saying I should practice against the shadows outside the dungeon first? And not drag other people into it?

Sure, I can do that. I mean, I really wasn't trying to cause trouble, honest.

[He just hadn't thought anyone would care...]

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-25 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
So I should find a partner.....

[Hmmm, there's a few people he could ask.]

So what level do you think we need to reach before we hit the dungeon again?

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Slow and steady, huh? That's not really the way I'm used to doing things, but I guess taking the slow road might be safer.

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-26 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Combat training? You're gonna teach people how to fight?

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-27 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh....

I guess that's a pretty good idea. I kind of had to teach myself how to fight. I figured it out pretty quick, but my friend Dave had learned from his Bro, and he's way better than me.

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-27 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[/Shrugs.]

Well.... I guess the imps attacking my house would be the first thing. And after that the monsters kept getting stronger and stronger. I had to get better just to survive.

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-27 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, once they showed up the monsters were everywhere. Pretty much all the time. Jerks completely trashed my house...

It's kind of weird only having them around at night.

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-27 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
..................


Actually.... more like... destroyed, I guess.

[He tries not to dwell on the destruction of Earth, believing that there's still some mystical way for everything to just turn out alright.]

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Umm... it's messy. And everything happens either really slow or really fast. There's just no in between. And you tend to lose track of people if you're not careful.

[Or more like people tended to lose track of him because he wasn't careful. He can't even count the number of times he misplaced whatever communications device he'd been using st the moment...]

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] theheirofbreath.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
There wasn't really time to learn much from the experience. And if I'd been too cautious, I wouldn't have survived.

[He wonders now how his friends are doing without him. It's not like they needed him or anything. They were all way stronger. But he doesn't want them to worry about him either.]