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[crazyoldbat.livejournal.com]

On New Year's, provided nothing occurs, we're going to be having a little party at the hotel. Nothing to fancy, just some drink and food while we watch the ball drop. I expect most of you to be there. And yes, Kanda, that includes you.

[Certain persons will find these gifts on their doorstep on Christmas Eve.]

Klaus > A monocle and porn. Porn set in a science lab.
Issei > A chain for his glasses and homemade baked goods.
Neah > No detention. A book about respecting your elders, and homemade baked goods.
Saori > A sweater and homemade coffee cake.
Kaiji > Receives a coffee set and a note congratulating him on his relationship with Saori. It sounds vaguely threatening.
Lancer (Dia) > An Irish travel brochure.
Devola > Baked goods and a reminder to come by the school for the piano.
Tatsuma > A gift card to a local restaurant.
Garvi > A gift card to Felix's.
Kanda > Baked goods, a restaurant gift card, and rather girly ribbon for his hair.

Everyone else she knows > Candy

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[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

Ingrid, what in the name of red fire is this?

[That porn is being brandished at you, Ingrid. Klaus seems more amused than angry, which is good, maybe? He's wearing the monocle, anyway.

Over his missing eye.]

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[crazyoldbat.livejournal.com]

[She's trying not to laugh.]

Why Klaus, I thought a man of your age and intelligence would have knowledge of such things. Do I need to have the 'talk' with you?

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[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[If you weren't a lady he'd walk down the hall and punch you in the face, Ingrid. Lovingly, of course.]

I know what it is. By 'this' I was more referring to it being a Christmas gift from you of all people. If you're going to explain anything to me, it will be how that mind of yours works. Specifically, why you thought something that included a story titled...

[He checks the back cover.]

... 'Dopplegang-bang' was a good idea.

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[crazyoldbat.livejournal.com]

[Klaus that's sexist. She can take a punch, possibly better than some men.]

You're an intelligent man; I'm sure you can figure out my reasons.

...Besides, I was assured it was one of the better ones to order.

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[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[She can take a punch but she's too ~gentle~ to fight zombies. Priorities, Ingrid. Having your face eaten is kind of worse than getting it punched.]

Who on earth-- did you actually consult someone about this?

[Never mind that he may be intelligent but he has no idea where this came from. He assumes it was to bait him, but if so, mixed up with a very different message and is frankly sending cross signals.]