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[rocker]

[ Since David's in town, that can only mean one thing. He has to test the locally manufactured slingshots, right?

So if you're out around town today, just during the day, you might find David - although he's actually gotten a coat and pants now, okay, nobody walks around barechested with shorts in the middle of December (but it's okay, David looks pretty good no matter what he wears) - all over town; in the park, in the streets, anywhere at all. He has a slingshot in his hand, but you will probably notice very quickly it's the kind of slingshot a kid would buy at a toy store rather than an actual weapon. Not like he knows it's a toy, he just thinks the quality of slingshots around here sucks now. :|

Either way he will entertain himself a little by testing it though, and even with a crappy kiddy slingshot he is still very good. He manages to hit slight small icicles that have formed from roofs or trees with precision even from a fair distance and other targets, both small and big. (Although he won't aim at anything living right now, don't worry..)

Feel free to witness him in the act. Or strike up a conversation about it with him. ]

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, angel!]

You're good at this.

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ HEY ARCHER BUDDY GUESS WHAT....

This one is on the prowl. More specifically, on the prowl for a good fight. When she sees someone with a weapon, she sneaks up behind them..

And tries to pounce on them from behind.

SURE HOPE HE LIKES RANDOM SHORT GIRLS LEAPING ON HIM. ]

[rocker]

[ He is very much okay with angels!! And of course he remembers her, even if they didn't meet in person before, so he just nods politely - his face not quite a smile (forever pokerface) but a little friendly all the same. ]

Thank you. I suppose you could say I have practiced a lot.

[rocker]

[ SUDDEN ATTACK. Except after that slight moment of surprise - he should really learn to put up his guard more, it's been diminishing after having it relatively quiet during the day here - he notices it's not anything more than a random short girl.

... Well. He can deal with that, right. ]

I would suppose this is not some random local sport consisting of jumping on each other's backs, hm? [ it's just his sense of.. really bad lineface humor.. ]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

I'm told this is how people hunt now. [ Digging those fingers deep into whatever fleshy parts she can get a hold of. ] Any ways, I caught you now, so you have to do what I say. Isn't that the proper way of handling things?

[rocker]

[ Ouch, that's his neck-- when he tries to turn his head a little so he can at least pry those nails away from his spine he notices though that it's just not any random short girl, it's a random short girl who isn't really bad-looking. See, this already changes matters. Ladies. ]

I have to say I have chased away many lions and bears from the flock before, but.. I am willing to make an exception in this case and give you a chance to make your request, fair lady.

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

I'm a fiercer beast [ in bed ] than any mere lion and bear. [ Ego +1 ] So you don't really stand a chance in sending me on my way.

[ Unless he just happens to have some golden apples just laying around in his pockets. ]

My request, let's see, let's see.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Is it fun?

[rocker]

[ who do you think he is, Gilgamesh.. ]

Oh, I am more than willing to believe that. [ but even though he says it with his usual serious tone, it's hard to say whether he's actually serious about it or not.. he's also not really trying to pry those nails loose anymore for now since it's all useless.. ]

Surely you must be able to think of something, right?

[rocker]

[ he almost looks a bit surprised at the question, but then nods at her. ]

Have you never tried it before? It is not very difficult to learn.

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

I kno~ow!

[ Lessening her hold just a bit, she throws out one arm over his shoulder to point at a random girl walking by. ]

Her! You shall have a child with her!

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of things I haven't tried.

Would you teach me how?

[rocker]

[ Turning his head to look where she's pointing and.. oh, said girl walking by isn't bad looking either, he approves of this choice. But then again, he is David, so there are a few principles.. ]

Such matters are not that easily obtained - I should at least make her properly into my wife first, right? In that case I most definitely would not mind.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

[ARCHER MAH BOI]

[There is a pair of boobs woman on a possibly-stolen bicycle flying at you.]

[She doesn't know how to turn.]

[She is on a collision course with you.]

[How do you approach this?

[rocker]

Of course. [ and with another nod, he hands over the slingshot to her. ]

You see, you only have to hold it with one hand like this, and then-- [ don't mind if he stands behind her for a moment to move her arms a little to demonstrate. ] -- you pull it back like this. And then all you have to do is release it after aiming.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Really? That is easy.

[rocker]

[ you see, normally he would dodge that fairly easily, maybe step out of the way or at least try to help the poor woman, but.. boobs. pair of boobs. gigantic obvious pair of boobs, and his attention is directed to that long enough for her to crash right into him.

... hey, at least that stopped the whole out of control joyride, right.. ]

[rocker]

There are some that are a little more difficult to aim with, but it seems the slingshots of this world are made for beginners.

[ or kids, David. ]

You should give it a try.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Hm... All right, so you just...

[What were you even trying to hit, V/V? It's impossible to tell, as it just goes off in a random direction.]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

Your wife?

[ Oh, he's one of those guys who like to do things properly. ]

You know, they don't have husband and wives in the animal kingdom. If you will love the child and her, then there's no need for the whole ceremony.

[rocker]

[ He just.. stares and blinks for a moment, because that was just pretty awful.. but hey, he's too polite to say anything like that, especially to an angel. ]

Ah, what exactly were you trying to hit..?

[rocker]

That may be true, but-- [ he almost says 'we', but then again, this girl seems to compare herself to animals a lot and the last thing he would want to do is to disrespect a woman or fall out of their favor. ] I am not quite part of the animal kingdom.

Besides.. it takes a true man to understand how lovely the tender embrace of a wife is after a long day of work. [ there's actually a little bit more emotion in that than his usual serious tone. ]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to shoot it yet. I hadn't decided.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

[In case of emergency, these boobs can be used as funbags airbags.]

[At any rate, there's a mess of boobs and pink hair on top of you now, David.]

Ow...geez, don't you know enough to step aside when someone's coming through?

[rocker]

[ ... ] Yes, I see.. It might be a little hard to not release it too early at first.