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[rocker]

[ Since David's in town, that can only mean one thing. He has to test the locally manufactured slingshots, right?

So if you're out around town today, just during the day, you might find David - although he's actually gotten a coat and pants now, okay, nobody walks around barechested with shorts in the middle of December (but it's okay, David looks pretty good no matter what he wears) - all over town; in the park, in the streets, anywhere at all. He has a slingshot in his hand, but you will probably notice very quickly it's the kind of slingshot a kid would buy at a toy store rather than an actual weapon. Not like he knows it's a toy, he just thinks the quality of slingshots around here sucks now. :|

Either way he will entertain himself a little by testing it though, and even with a crappy kiddy slingshot he is still very good. He manages to hit slight small icicles that have formed from roofs or trees with precision even from a fair distance and other targets, both small and big. (Although he won't aim at anything living right now, don't worry..)

Feel free to witness him in the act. Or strike up a conversation about it with him. ]

Comments

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, angel!]

You're good at this.

[rocker]

[ He is very much okay with angels!! And of course he remembers her, even if they didn't meet in person before, so he just nods politely - his face not quite a smile (forever pokerface) but a little friendly all the same. ]

Thank you. I suppose you could say I have practiced a lot.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Is it fun?

[rocker]

[ he almost looks a bit surprised at the question, but then nods at her. ]

Have you never tried it before? It is not very difficult to learn.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of things I haven't tried.

Would you teach me how?

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ HEY ARCHER BUDDY GUESS WHAT....

This one is on the prowl. More specifically, on the prowl for a good fight. When she sees someone with a weapon, she sneaks up behind them..

And tries to pounce on them from behind.

SURE HOPE HE LIKES RANDOM SHORT GIRLS LEAPING ON HIM. ]

[rocker]

[ SUDDEN ATTACK. Except after that slight moment of surprise - he should really learn to put up his guard more, it's been diminishing after having it relatively quiet during the day here - he notices it's not anything more than a random short girl.

... Well. He can deal with that, right. ]

I would suppose this is not some random local sport consisting of jumping on each other's backs, hm? [ it's just his sense of.. really bad lineface humor.. ]

[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

I'm told this is how people hunt now. [ Digging those fingers deep into whatever fleshy parts she can get a hold of. ] Any ways, I caught you now, so you have to do what I say. Isn't that the proper way of handling things?

[rocker]

[ Ouch, that's his neck-- when he tries to turn his head a little so he can at least pry those nails away from his spine he notices though that it's just not any random short girl, it's a random short girl who isn't really bad-looking. See, this already changes matters. Ladies. ]

I have to say I have chased away many lions and bears from the flock before, but.. I am willing to make an exception in this case and give you a chance to make your request, fair lady.

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

[ARCHER MAH BOI]

[There is a pair of boobs woman on a possibly-stolen bicycle flying at you.]

[She doesn't know how to turn.]

[She is on a collision course with you.]

[How do you approach this?

[rocker]

[ you see, normally he would dodge that fairly easily, maybe step out of the way or at least try to help the poor woman, but.. boobs. pair of boobs. gigantic obvious pair of boobs, and his attention is directed to that long enough for her to crash right into him.

... hey, at least that stopped the whole out of control joyride, right.. ]

[estantiga.livejournal.com]

[In case of emergency, these boobs can be used as funbags airbags.]

[At any rate, there's a mess of boobs and pink hair on top of you now, David.]

Ow...geez, don't you know enough to step aside when someone's coming through?

[rocker]

[ You know, a collison like that and then falling on the ground hurts but.. hey, there are boobs on top of him. DAY MADE.

He notices she's talking though, so he quickly clears his throat. ]

Sorry. I did not see you coming.. [ ... ] You see, I would offer you a hand to get up, but..

[ he's on the bottom. :| ]

[maidensbunraku.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, impressed puppeteer.]

Very nice aim.

[rocker]

[ oh, he remembers talking to this girl before too - although not in person either. ]

This much is nothing.. I would do better with my own. [ his own slingshot, he means, gesturing to the toy. ]

[maidensbunraku.livejournal.com]

Still. Even without your own weapon, your eyes are quite sharp.

[And she grins, reaching into her pocket. She comes out wearing finger gauntlets, each one linked to a length of wire. A moment later, she's aiming for her own icicle, shredding it into three pieces before it falls.]

[rocker]

[ Oh, at that he can't help but stare in wonder for a moment, but when he looks back there's obvious respect in his eyes as well. ]

I see you are not too bad at this either.

[crownedexorcist]

[After watching for a while...] You're good.

[rocker]

[ He turns his head at that, nodding as if he's giving thanks. ]

I would be rather disappointed if my skills had already faded by now, so I am pleased to see you are impressed.

[crownedexorcist]

[Okay, fine, have a real tag]

Should I take it you used a slingshot a lot?

[rocker]

[ oh how kind finally something I can really tag!! ]

It is what I am most used to in battle. It is a rather convenient weapon, even if it is underused. [ he stares at the toy. ] This one.. is not quite like my own, though.

THE LORD IS TESTING YOU DAVID

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[for being a shitty archer i mean like god david why are you like

the shittiest archer ever i mean

A ROCK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN EDGE....

AT LEAST ARROWHEADS AND SWORDS SHARE THAT!!!

son i am disappoint (pokerface) also this comment is now perfect

BUT ANYWAYS Joan watches the display for a while before clapping lightly.]

You accuracy is excellent.

DARNIT LORD STOP DOING THAT???

[rocker]

[ EXCUSE ME HE IS THE BEST ARCHER? ]

Thank you. [ polite as ever, nodding a little.. ] It is only normal for one of the Archer class to be able to do this much though, am I right?

NEVER THE LORD CAN'T BE TAMED!!

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[> archer
> rocks
UNSURE]

That may be so, but I believe it is still worthy of praise nonetheless.

THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE LORD RIGHT NOW!!

[rocker]

[ ROCKS ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING

WE BUILT ISREAL ON ROCK 'N ROLL!! ]

Then I should thank you for your compliments regardless.