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[ Since David's in town, that can only mean one thing. He has to test the locally manufactured slingshots, right?
So if you're out around town today, just during the day, you might find David - although he's actually gotten a coat and pants now, okay, nobody walks around barechested with shorts in the middle of December (but it's okay, David looks pretty good no matter what he wears) - all over town; in the park, in the streets, anywhere at all. He has a slingshot in his hand, but you will probably notice very quickly it's the kind of slingshot a kid would buy at a toy store rather than an actual weapon. Not like he knows it's a toy, he just thinks the quality of slingshots around here sucks now. :|
Either way he will entertain himself a little by testing it though, and even with a crappy kiddy slingshot he is still very good. He manages to hit slight small icicles that have formed from roofs or trees with precision even from a fair distance and other targets, both small and big. (Although he won't aim at anything living right now, don't worry..)
Feel free to witness him in the act. Or strike up a conversation about it with him. ]
So if you're out around town today, just during the day, you might find David - although he's actually gotten a coat and pants now, okay, nobody walks around barechested with shorts in the middle of December (but it's okay, David looks pretty good no matter what he wears) - all over town; in the park, in the streets, anywhere at all. He has a slingshot in his hand, but you will probably notice very quickly it's the kind of slingshot a kid would buy at a toy store rather than an actual weapon. Not like he knows it's a toy, he just thinks the quality of slingshots around here sucks now. :|
Either way he will entertain himself a little by testing it though, and even with a crappy kiddy slingshot he is still very good. He manages to hit slight small icicles that have formed from roofs or trees with precision even from a fair distance and other targets, both small and big. (Although he won't aim at anything living right now, don't worry..)
Feel free to witness him in the act. Or strike up a conversation about it with him. ]
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Besides.. it takes a true man to understand how lovely the tender embrace of a wife is after a long day of work. [ there's actually a little bit more emotion in that than his usual serious tone. ]
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It is merely any man's dream to have a wife to call his own, right? Ah, if only..
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/five year old ]
Is that the truth? [ Shifting her body so that her head can peer over his shoulder easily. ] Then go up to her and ask her to marry you right now.
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So he actually makes his way over to the woman - yes, with her still on his back like some sort of koala - and just downright asks her it.
... Needless to say, the woman slaps him in the face and walks off. NOT AS PLANNED. ]
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Hm. [ His approach was strong, but the lady just wasn't having any of that. ] Wonder what her problem was.
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... [ he turns his head a little to talk to her while she's still on his back. ] Perhaps the women here are a little.. strange. [ HAH, HOW COULD IT EVER BE HIS FAULT, PLEASE, HE'S THE KING OF SWAG.. ]
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You must be right. There is only one logical thing left that we must do.
[ Wait for it. ]
Build a social networking website devoted to getting you the best wife.
[ Boy, she should stop listening to that strange television program that comes on at 3 in the morning. ]
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A.. social networking.. website, is it? [ blink.. ] If you are confident it will work, I am more than willing to listen to this plan of yours.
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Yes, I'm certain it will work. I saw it on the crystal square. [ Leaning in to nuzzle against his ear, she'll leap down from his back. ] Leave it in my hands!
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And so I shall depend on your capabilities. [ worst mistake in your life there, dude. at least he can turn around to look at her now she stopped being some sort of koala on his back.. ] Thank you for your kindness, God shall truly reward you.