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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Ah, that infamous accidental video. How Prospero has grown to both adore and loathe you. For tonight, on apparently on of the most holy nights, you'll find two best_king caliburns actually getting along for once. Of course, there's various drinks involved. Most noticeably eggnog and wine. They happen to be seated upon a very nice red leather couch, and appear to be dressed in rather antique looking clothes. ]

See? I knew you could use a drink or two. I've been telling you to stop worrying about these stupid mongrels and take the time to enjoy yourself for once.

Hoh, so you are right in that respect, Archer. [ Despite the strange situation, Saber herself appears to be relaxed in a manner unlike her. The solemn expression she often wore was replaced with a splash of scarlet along her cheeks and a tone unfit for her calm demeanor. Something was definitely amidst in her behavior as she leans in closer towards the man as though it were a challenge. ] A king never turns down another king's invitation to a drink, so did you truly expect otherwise from me?

True, true. It would be dishonorable to deny a drink with your fellow king, right? If only that worked for everything else. Though I admit being surprised that you actually agreed to my terms.

[ Consider how much of a fuss she had tried to raise about her work uniform, it really did come as a surprise when she agreed to wearing such revealing clothes. Well, revealing for someone as regal as Saber. He almost found it impossible to keep himself from pulling himself closer to her buuuut he'll resist for the time being because he's totally an honorable guy, right Prospero? Still, it's pretty obvious he's eying her in all the wrong ways. ]

Reasonable terms are met with reasonable manners, Archer. [ That only causes her to shy away from his form to take another sip from the much-too-rich-for-her-tastes glass in which he presented her with. ] Although, do you not find it in poor taste for us to do so without inviting others to partake of these luxuries? Merry we might become, but I long to share this wealth with the world around us.

Oh? And who else would you find worthy of such merriment? I would have invited Rider, but he seems to have wondered away without a word just as my dearest brother has done.

[ And the more he thought about it, the more a certain knight came to mind. Yes, he was pretty jealous over how close these two seemed to be. And no, he would never include that mongrel in anything that would actually be pleasant. Because fuck people trying to steal his treasure away okay. ]

...you do not think I would actually invite him into our home, do you?

In Britain, my knights were permitted to drink from the same goblet my lips touched upon. [ There's pride in her voice as she speaks, Saber's faith in her Knights of the Round being one of the true things she's proud of in her life. Why, she might even get indignant with him for suggesting otherwise. ] For if it will please them to have my lips, then my lips will be theirs and the honor thereof.

To openly share yourself with those who rank below you is something only a foolish king would do. Make no mistake, you'll share nothing of yours with anybody once you are my Queen. Especially not your lips.

[ Not that she would ever agree to being his queen in the first place, not even in such an agreeable state. But nonetheless, he was going to claim what was his. A hand reach out behind her head and pulled her forward into a rough and slightly intoxicated kiss. It was only for a brief moment really, but it probably seemed like eternity for him. And anyone currently watching. ]

They are fit only for mine.

[ And with that, the video cuts out. ]

[ OOC: Gil and Saber will be tagging each thread! ]

Comments

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

ARCHER.

[Boy, does he ever sound as pissed as someone can without shouting.]

What do you think you are doing?

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

Laaaancer.

[ Diarmuid is possibly familiar with how drunk girls sound. They were probably rare as all hell back home. ]

Lancer. Lancer. Why do we call each other by our titles? You can just call him Gilgamesh, yes?

[video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Whatever do you mean, Lancer?

[Video]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

[Not saying anything, just making that 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh' noise that all female Japanese teenagers seem to make when there's something particularly interesting happening in front of them.]

[Video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Don't mind Saber here. She's just going to mimic the noise. ]

That sounds delightful. What purpose does it serve?

[Video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ What was that noise even... Gil's just going to be staring awkwardly in response. ]

video;

[waifumaterial.livejournal.com]

What a cute lovey dovey pair to cosplay at home!

video;

[ex_cashcow493]

Cosplay?

[ She doesn't know that term. ]

There is little play when it comes to drinking.

video;

[best-king.livejournal.com]

This is no cosplay, mongrel. These are the true garments of the king and queen of Uruk.

[video]

[needsteaplz.livejournal.com]

[Give Saori a second because she just choked on some tea watching that.]

...Would it honestly hurt to turn off your phones at a time like this?

There's so many levels of wrong here I can't even...

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ >implying Gilgamesh didn't want to show this off.. ]

Possibly. It seems I have trouble with this device. What purpose does it even serve if only for the feeble attempt to embarrass me when I have nothing to hide?

[video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault these devices are possessed by demons.

[Video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

You really like her, don't you? ...But I don't think she wants your lips as much, unfortunately.

[Video]

[ex_cashcow493]

I do not see why he fancies me so when my heart belongs to another. Perhaps you can be the voice of reason--[ Because they both really need one right now. ]--to convince him otherwise. I wish you well on your task.

[Video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

That really doesn't matter to me. Give her time.

[ video ]

[rocker]

[ WOW GUYS WAY TO GO AND LEAVE OUT OTHER KINGS!! Okay, not that David really cares and all, but.. ]

I see these kings are getting rather friendly with one another. [ not that there's anything judging in his tone, because there isn't - it's just a neutral tone with pokerface as always. ]

[ video ]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ He's free to join if he wants to be all I'M A KING TOO, BABY. ]

Nonsense. I will still strike him down in battle if given the chance. [ Even if she did just sloppily kiss him. ] No amount of time spent here will ever change the past.

[ video ]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Jealous, Archer?

[ because I... don't think he's actually heard David say his name herp derp. ]

[ audio ]

[stagecontroller.livejournal.com]

'Archer'? How interesting. Are you, by chance, a Servant in a Holy War? [ Curiosity picked + 9000 ]

[ audio ]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ It's a shame Saber is too drunk to even care right now. ]

At one time, that was the fate of us both.

[ video because gil is gil ]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Haa, yet another who knows of that pointless war.

[ The sad part is that Gil will probably tell all in his increasingly drunken state. Oops. ]

I was, but that was many years ago, if we are to believe the date supplied to us by these devices.

[video]

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

[Oh look it's some yappy dog... Wait. Dogs don't smoke...]

[Anyway Lancer's just, gonna be totally chill here. Though with Lancer, sometimes the calmer he is, the angrier he is, so who the hell knows what he's thinking?]

Oi. Saber. You really need to get your phone fixed one of these days. Damn thing's making a habit of turning the video on whenever it pleases.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

Lancer. [ HIC! ] It is a pleasure to see you. A shame you are not a king or else I would extend the invitation to you. Perhaps later on in the week, I can treat you to a drink.

[video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

It's not that big of a deal.

SUPER LATE BUT-

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

[I hope you're happy Gilgamesh.

For you can hear a clatter and see a person trying his best not to just go out there and drag Saber away from the King of Douche.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Shirou. Shirou, my love. Is that you?