Kamae : Hasso

[monohoshizao]

[ACTION / SOMEWHAT-ACCIDENTAL-VIDEO]

[Ladies and Gentlemen!

This is Assassin, the Japanese one.

This is Assassin, not giving a single fuck about the recent religion post.

This is Assassin, not so jobless.

This is Assassin, working as a part-timer just because he's bored as hell.

This is Assassin, driving a pedobear sushi truck.

This is Assassin, in every red lights and every stops possible, accelerates through like a boss. watch your step Lancer, you might die from a random and sudden ramming due to a relatively low luck. ts;dr, 'Mad Driver' is the word you're looking for.

This play whenever he's in your sight, buddy. Louder, of course. Bonus point if you're actually interested in buying sushis, cue instant braking. WORRY NOT GUYS, KOJIRO GOT ALL OF THIS UNDER HIS CONTROL!! ...Except for the unpredictable accident, obviously.




Now where's my temple gate?]

Comments

[monohoshizao]

[MY DEAR PIZZA BOY KAIJI. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW FAST MY VEHICLE IS. Assassin's still steering on the max speed, although using a bike, you might dodge it just in time!

Ttly not sorry, btw.]

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[monohoshizao]

[He peers his face outside the window, giving a small apologetic nod.]

My apologies, sir. I was chasing my shift. I'll try to be more careful next time. [Pro tip: No, not really.]

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[monohoshizao]

[Try to think any wise move, Lion. Because Kojiro's going to pass by any second now.]

[action] IT'S NEVER LATE FOR ASSABRO TAGS

[nosecondstrike]

[ It's beyond EX rank. ]

Hahaha. I speak with the truth, though I hope I'm not delaying you in your work, Kojiro.

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[oneinamillion]

Ah...um!

E-excuse me!

[Holds up an arm to try and hail the sushi truck before it passes! Why is it going so fast, really?]

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[monohoshizao]

[CUSTOMEEEER. INSTANT BRAKING IS A GO.]

Ah, yes? Can I offer you a sushi or two? [So pro, man.]

[action] ASSABRO IS THE BEST BRO EVER MAN

[monohoshizao]

Worry not, Li Shuwen. My work is not something I rush. [Read: Taking this work so he could drives LIKE AN ASSASSIN.] You want a try of the sushi?

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[oneinamillion]

[...oh. That was easy.]

Yes, please. I'm afraid I don't have much money on me at the moment, so the least expensive will do.

[Oh, he only has pocket change. It seems he's left his wallet at home!]

[action] ASSABRO'S BONDING IS THE BEST

[nosecondstrike]

[ KILL ALL THE PEOPLE meme.jpg here. ]

Oh, I would be honored if possible.

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[monohoshizao]

Least expensive...? [Well damn, he did not really pay any attention to the prices in general.]

How about you choose from this menu? [And here he gives Lion the menu] I'll give you your choice, for free.

[inb4 his boss goes on rampage.]

[action] THE BEST THAT EVER WAS

[monohoshizao]

But of course. Which one is your liking?

[Kojiro will now give his bro the menu. Everything is on like Donkey Kong when it comes to assabros.]

[action] SO AWESOME THAT PROSPERO CANNOT HANDLE IT

[nosecondstrike]

The Nigirizushi has picked up my interest.

[ After checking that menu. And I swear I almost chocked in my drink imaging that. ]

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[oneinamillion]

Would you really? Ah...let's see.

[Glances at the menu. Oh god so many choices.]

Futomaki, then, please.

[action] WE DEFINITELY NEED TO EVOLVE FROM ASSAHOBO TO SOMETHING ELSE

[monohoshizao]

It shall be done.

[Horrendous, isn't it?

Yeah, after some processing here and there... There! A plate of Nigirizushi!]

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[monohoshizao]

Futomaki it is.

[BRB SUSHI-ING.

dotdotdot

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There! A plate of hopefully delicious Futomaki is all yours, Lion!]

[action] THE QUESTION IS EVOLVE IN TO *WHAT*?

[nosecondstrike]

[ Still best thing ever. And badass. ]

It does look splendid. [ trying it right now. ] Amazing! It is really good, Kojiro. Let's share it so the pleasure will be greater.

[action] I DUNNO MAN, MAIDS? ASSAMAIDS?

[monohoshizao]

I'll take your compliment to the fullest, Li Shuwen. [...] Ah, no, that's not necessary.

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[oneinamillion]

[O-oh food...Lion takes the plate with a nod and...well, it looks like futomaki. It looks edible so that's a good thing! He tries some and it is delicious! He smiles in approval.]

Outstanding. Thank you very much!

[action] NEXT JOB, WORKING IN A RESTAURANT AS ASSAWAITRESS!!!

[nosecondstrike]

Hahaha. Is that so? Then I will make sure to invite you to try my homeland's best dishes then.

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[caliberill]

[Brushing himself off, there's a questionable look on his face.]

Your shift? What do you work as?

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[monohoshizao]

[He offers Nathan a smile, a business one.]

Sushi, sir. Ah, as an apology, might I interest you for a free sushi?

[action] THAT'S JUST HIDEOUS BRO

[monohoshizao]

Hoo~ That interest me. To be honest, I've tried different kind of ramens, and the Chinese one was top notch.

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[monohoshizao]

Your compliment is very appreciated, madame. [Because your gender, man. It's pretty ambiguous.]

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[hellburner]

[HEEEEEEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAAAH]

[genius_idiot]

[Kaiji dodges out of the way just in the nick of time! But you're getting something thrown at your car now, Assassin. Kaiji grabs the lid of a nearby trash can and whips it at the truck.]

Get off the road, maniac!