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[scorpiospider]

8ored.
8ored.
8ored.
8ored.
AUGH. I am 8ored! This place is soooooooo stupid when it isn't the Dark Hour! Hey Issei, where'd you say you worked again?

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[unknownrival]

[He gives the address, against his better judgment.]

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[scorpiospider]

Awesome!
See you in a 8it.

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[unknownrival]

[His life is going to start really sucking now, isn't it.]

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[scorpiospider]

[Right about... now. WIth a Vriska glomp]

Iiiiiiiiseei!

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[unknownrival]

Vriska! H-hi!

...please get off of me.

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[playpurrtend]

:33 > who is issei?

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[scorpiospider]

Would you 8elieve my human auspistice?

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[playpurrtend]

:OO < no way!
:33 < what's he like?
:33 < do you like him a lot?
:33 < how long has he been auspiticing for you?

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[scorpiospider]

He's almost exactly like Kanaya, only no fangs to 8e Mr. Fussyfangs. And really too cautious.
He's 8een auspisticing for me since I got here, pretty much.

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[playpurrtend]

:33 < kanaya makes a purrfect auspitice
:33 < so that's good to hear!

[Drawing on her impromptu shipping wall now.]

[breatheinthefog]

Why is being entertained so important to people?

*Kaoru totally leads the most boring life ever.*

[scorpiospider]

8ecause 8eing 8ored is 8ORING. It's dum8 and makes the time go 8y way too slow.

[breatheinthefog]

I don't really care about that, but I suppose it's important to you. Are you going to steal another motorcycle?

[scorpiospider]

Why, you wanna come with me?

[breatheinthefog]

I have nothing better to do.

[cullscuttlefish]

W)(at'll it be t)(is time, Serket, jumping off a perchfectly good bridge, stealing a two-w)(eeled ve)(icle, or w)(at? Alternately, we can always go destroy t)(at kitc)(en before any )(orribubble cakes are produced.

[scorpiospider]

How about we go try to make those cakes and destroy a kitchen with our h8 m8kouts?

[cullscuttlefish]

Did I ever tell you t)(at you are just plain diabolical?

[scorpiospider]

You wouldn't h8 me any other way.

[cullscuttlefish]

Damn straig)(t I wouldn't. So. W)(en and w)(ere?

[h0nk]

Aw sHiT.
cOnGrAtU-MoThErFuCkIn'-LaTiOnS, mY SpIdErSiS. :o)
YoU'Ve gOnE AbOvE AnD BeYoNd tHe cRaZy lImItS Of oUr fOuR QuAdRaNtS.
YoU NeEd a mOtHeRfUcKiN' aWaRd oR SoMeThInG.

[scorpiospider]

How the f8ck did you-
Damn it, Nepeta!

[h0nk]

WhOa, ReLaX SiS.
nEpEtA AiN'T BeEn tElLiNg aNy mOtHeRfUcKeRs aNyThInG.
iT JuSt aLl pOpPeD Up oN My sCrEeN RaNdOmLy.
I GuEsS MoThErFuCkErS CaN SeE AnYtHiNg yOu tYpE If yOu dOn't bE AlL MaKiNg iT PrIvAtE.

[scorpiospider]

...
Shit.

[h0nk]

YuP.
jUsT ThOuGhT YoU ShOuLd kNoW.
wOuLdN'T ReAlLy bE ThAt wOrRiEd aBoUt mOtHeRfUcKeRs fInDiN' oUt, ThOuGh.
It's nOt lIkE StArMoNkEyS KnOw wHaT AlL Is uP WiTh tRoLl rOmAnCiN', RiGhT?