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[scorpiospider]

8ored.
8ored.
8ored.
8ored.
AUGH. I am 8ored! This place is soooooooo stupid when it isn't the Dark Hour! Hey Issei, where'd you say you worked again?

Comments

[unknownrival]

Food. It's actually pretty good here.

[scorpiospider]

That wasn't what I meant and you know it. [She thrust the menu in his face] Pick something.

[unknownrival]

It looks like you're getting a hamburger. I'll go put in your order.

[scorpiospider]

Is it sweet like those chocolates you tried to give me or yummy like the pizza?

[unknownrival]

Yummy. Don't worry. [And he's off.]

[scorpiospider]

[Ugh. Waiting. At least she could watch Issei work and get an idea what was here]

[unknownrival]

[It's a restaurant. The waiters and waitresses just happen to be in maid outfits and call their customers Master, and the food has cutsey titles.

Issei comes back later with a nice-looking burger.] Here you are, Master.

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska picked at the burger, discarding the bread and toppings after a sniff and a small bite before doing the same test to the meat itself and ripping gleefully into it after she realizes what it was]

[unknownrival]

I should really just bring you to steak places and nowhere else.

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska grinned at him] Meat makes a healthy troll, after all!

[unknownrival]

Humans need a little of everything.

[scorpiospider]

Really? Weird. [She sniffed the bun again, taking another bite]

[unknownrival]

We're just about as weird as trolls.

[scorpiospider]

[She paused, about to take another bite, then started laughing] Good comeback, Issei!

[unknownrival]

Why thank you, Master.

[scorpiospider]

Yeeeeeeees! [She continued laughing, not caring about the looks she was getting]

[unknownrival]

I'll have to ask you not to disturb the other customers, though...

[scorpiospider]

Awww, spoilsport.

[unknownrival]

That's me, spoilsport.

[scorpiospider]

[She gave Issei a once-over, looking at him actually working. A small smile crossed her face as she came to a conclusion]

You look good.

[unknownrival]

Th-th-thank you.

[scorpiospider]

So. How long can I stay here and how much can try before I've disturbed the other customers too much and you boot me out?

[unknownrival]

We close at nine...