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[ There's the distinct sound of cheap sheets grinding against each other, followed by a quiet moan. More ruffling of the sheets before a soft voice, perhaps made more feminine with the edge of sleepiness, calls out. ]

Hm? Did I fall asleep so easily?

Well, your stamina was understandably limited last night. [ Another's croibhristeoir speaks out, sounding just as close to the phone as the other. ]

My apologies, Lancer. I thought myself to be suitably fit for such strenuous activities, but..

It's fine. Even the best of us push ourselves a little too far now and then.

Ahhhhhhh.. Still, do you not find it in poor taste for me to succumb to sleep easily after? [ A tiny cough. ] Your care last night did my heart and body well, Lancer. You have my gratitude.

You don't sound well, Saber. I hope I didn't make anything worse.

Did I not just thank you? [ A reserved sigh follows her statement. ] I prefer the familiarity of a fellow knight above any other, Lancer. [ It sounds as though her voice is a bit more muffled as she continues. ] There is no other in this town who I would permit to lay their hands upon me.

I can't say I'm not honored you see things that way. Truthfully, I'm a little flattered you ended up looking for me in a situation like that.

You will be the first and only I come to for this, Lancer. You have my word as a knight.

[ There's the sound of a phone hitting the ground before it cuts the audio. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.

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[ Better a prude than a showy-miss-flash-dem-tits!! ]

The most reliable here. I never thought I would work alongside another heroic spirit from the Holy Grail Wars, but he has proven his loyalty to me various times in our short stay here.

[ What is with that expression? Why is the other Saber so hard to read!? ]

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As a proper Heroic Spirit should be, of course. I look forward the day we all get along to the point events such as this are nothing but something to be expected to happen. []

And how are you feeling now, anyway?

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[ Maybe she'll grow into her own.. :( Saber Alter is pretty stacked, isn't she? It's so possible. ]

Hm? [ She heard her correctly, so it was a sound instinct only due to her surprise. Was this other ... lonely? ] So you understand. If you must ally with one, I advise you stay away from Archer.

[ Glancing off to the side. ] ... Yes, I advise you do. He may bother you a great deal more than he bothers me.

[ Because he's a guy and guys like tits. ]

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Archer, you say? I'll keep that in mind. [] I wouldn't mind getting to know you better, though. Besides the looks, anyone called Saber is worth of my interest.

Maybe this Archer is an acquaintance of yours?

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[ Lawful evil time is go... ]

He calls himself by name, but he is impossible to miss. [ Trust her. He's kind of notorious for making himself a Big Deal. ] I concur with your assessment.

[ After all, isn't Saber the most outstanding class? ]

Hardly an acquaintance. I have encountered him in multiple Holy Grail Wars and he is ... a nuisance more than anything else.

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Sounds like someone's ego knows no bounds. If you feel like meeting at a future date, this might prove to be a promising reunion.

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Sounds like someone to keep away from.

[ And it gets rid of Gilgamesh's fascination with her. Everyone, including Saber, is totes happy. ]

He believes himself to be the best. [ And maybe he was, but she did enjoy proving her superiority to him. ] I would advise it strongly. I am capable of handling him on my own.

[ A nod to show her agreement. ]

We must. Seems we have a great deal of time to spend in this realm.

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Sounds like someone asking to be put in his place. I fear I'll meet him eventually, but once that happens I will certainly keep my distance.

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Until then, there.

Try not to keep Lancer to yourself, though.

[ Yeah, it totally is. Where's that tainted grail? Lancer can play around with it some too. ]

You will more than likely run into him soon enough. [ 'He will mistake you for myself.' remains unspoken. ]

I am sure Lancer will offer his services to anyone who asks.

You looking like me, I would be surprised if he ignores me.

I will keep that in mind.

And, fellow Saber? Next time consider that some people watching this won't miss the chance to make fun of your unfortunate wording. I'm sure you could start the day in a way better manner without this mess.

[ Excuse you, but you look like her

No, Saber isn't rude enough to think that. ]

That would be precisely why he will not ignore your presence. He may insist on taking your hand in marriage as well. [ Maybe. ]

I do not believe I ought to censor myself due to misunderstandings.

Marriage!?

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Well my dear, then let's hope people don't misunderstand the next time.

Marriage yes. He is rather bold in his claims.

[ A nervous expression. ]

Right.. I must figure out if there is a way to disable these things from accidental recordings.

I can be rather bold in my responses, then. This might even be fun~

Nothing a little bit of extra care won't help.

Please do take care when handling him. He is a bit touched in the head.

[ A frown. ]

Right. Extra care. Like disabling it anytime I wish to sleep.

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