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[ There's the distinct sound of cheap sheets grinding against each other, followed by a quiet moan. More ruffling of the sheets before a soft voice, perhaps made more feminine with the edge of sleepiness, calls out. ]

Hm? Did I fall asleep so easily?

Well, your stamina was understandably limited last night. [ Another's croibhristeoir speaks out, sounding just as close to the phone as the other. ]

My apologies, Lancer. I thought myself to be suitably fit for such strenuous activities, but..

It's fine. Even the best of us push ourselves a little too far now and then.

Ahhhhhhh.. Still, do you not find it in poor taste for me to succumb to sleep easily after? [ A tiny cough. ] Your care last night did my heart and body well, Lancer. You have my gratitude.

You don't sound well, Saber. I hope I didn't make anything worse.

Did I not just thank you? [ A reserved sigh follows her statement. ] I prefer the familiarity of a fellow knight above any other, Lancer. [ It sounds as though her voice is a bit more muffled as she continues. ] There is no other in this town who I would permit to lay their hands upon me.

I can't say I'm not honored you see things that way. Truthfully, I'm a little flattered you ended up looking for me in a situation like that.

You will be the first and only I come to for this, Lancer. You have my word as a knight.

[ There's the sound of a phone hitting the ground before it cuts the audio. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.

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...yeah, okay, this is so obviously about sex that it can't possibly be that you had sex. It sounds like fun anyway.

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[ W-w-what!? That thing she knocked over onto the ground, did it really!? ]

N-no! [ Boy does she sound nervous. ] I would never! [ Except we all know. ] W-well, not with Lancer!

...I'm sorry, what?

[ SABER DOESN'T BACK DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE. If video is what you want, video is what you'll get. ]

What is with that expression on your face?

Here's my friendly piece of advice: you sound like you're in bed, you're talking about stamina and all kinds of touching and falling asleep after. You really sound like you two had sex.

Anyway, it's not like I know much about your relationship with him.

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You sound like someone who just had an enjoyable night of sex.

I am utterly jealous right now.

I don't actually know what happened, but if you had had sex before this? That conversation would have worked just as well without changing any of the words. Probably even better.

That is as far away from the truth as possible!

It definitely doesn't sound like you're talking about the weather~

[ HOW ARE YOU LIKING THIS FACE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR OWN... Also it is a non-sexed face. Clearly. ]

W-what!? Hardly! I would never! Not in this realm! Furthermore, I was greatly injured the night prior and came to an ally I could trust to watch over me in such a vulnerable state!

Ah, you two have been training then? I feel somewhat hurt you didn't invite me along. But no matter, self-training is also effective, if more boring.

What does the weather have to do with this?

The weather's a boring subject that people talk about when they don't have anything interesting to say. That conversation just now sounded really interesting.

...is there some kind of problem?

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Yeah, all you get is this face before the video suddenly cuts out.]

I-...wait, what?! We didn't do anything like that!

[ Returning his video call with one of her own, Saber looks at him with exhaustion in her eyes. Paler skin than normal and her hair, the most interesting feature, falls around her shoulders.

~~BECAUSE HE WILL NEVER GET THAT SHE'S A GIRL. JUST A VERY PRETTY BOY.~~ ]

Not quite. [ Admitting she fell in combat to someone like him is something she wants to prevent, but she can tell he longs for some kind of companionship. So to give a bit of the truth shouldn't hurt terribly.

I was injured the eve prior, Sir Garviel.

Training? What makes you think we were training?

[LANCER STOP MAKING IT WORSE]

Sounded pretty similar. Where exactly did you lay your hands upon her, anyway?

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Well, Lance does look...reliable.

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It was not meant for an audience so keeping interest in my words was hardly my priority.

You kids...really should try to think before you speak in the morning.

She was injured, that's all! I was helping her with that and nothing more.

[Several minutes later, dozens of car alarms can be heard going off. Possibly several small explosions and the proceeding sirens from firefighters trying to clean the mess up. Several minutes later the video will come back on, showcasing a still pretty enraged Gil.]

Both of you. Get down here. Now. [THE VIDEO SHOULD MAKE IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH TO KNOW HIS LOCATION okay.]

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