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[ex_cashcow493]

☙AUDIO;

[ There's the distinct sound of cheap sheets grinding against each other, followed by a quiet moan. More ruffling of the sheets before a soft voice, perhaps made more feminine with the edge of sleepiness, calls out. ]

Hm? Did I fall asleep so easily?

Well, your stamina was understandably limited last night. [ Another's croibhristeoir speaks out, sounding just as close to the phone as the other. ]

My apologies, Lancer. I thought myself to be suitably fit for such strenuous activities, but..

It's fine. Even the best of us push ourselves a little too far now and then.

Ahhhhhhh.. Still, do you not find it in poor taste for me to succumb to sleep easily after? [ A tiny cough. ] Your care last night did my heart and body well, Lancer. You have my gratitude.

You don't sound well, Saber. I hope I didn't make anything worse.

Did I not just thank you? [ A reserved sigh follows her statement. ] I prefer the familiarity of a fellow knight above any other, Lancer. [ It sounds as though her voice is a bit more muffled as she continues. ] There is no other in this town who I would permit to lay their hands upon me.

I can't say I'm not honored you see things that way. Truthfully, I'm a little flattered you ended up looking for me in a situation like that.

You will be the first and only I come to for this, Lancer. You have my word as a knight.

[ There's the sound of a phone hitting the ground before it cuts the audio. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.

Comments

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[croibhristeoir]

...I'm sorry, what?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I don't actually know what happened, but if you had had sex before this? That conversation would have worked just as well without changing any of the words. Probably even better.

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[croibhristeoir]

I-...wait, what?! We didn't do anything like that!

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Sounded pretty similar. Where exactly did you lay your hands upon her, anyway?

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[croibhristeoir]

She was injured, that's all! I was helping her with that and nothing more.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. I guess that works.

...It's still really funny.

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[croibhristeoir]

What's so funny about it?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

You two. If I wanted to guess conservatively, I'd give it a couple months before you were actually having sex. Probably not right after she gets injured, though, since that could be straining!

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[croibhristeoir]

I'm sorry, what?! We'll be doing no such thing!

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Nope, sorry. You will.

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[croibhristeoir]

No, we most certainly won't.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Why not?

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[croibhristeoir]

Because I respect her, not to mention the fact that I'm married.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Wow, you respect her so you won't date her? That's pretty low...

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[croibhristeoir]

I don't know what you mean.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

You said you wouldn't be involved with her because you respect her. I don't date a whole lot, but I'm pretty sure respect is a part of that most of the time. Call me crazy.