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[ There's the distinct sound of cheap sheets grinding against each other, followed by a quiet moan. More ruffling of the sheets before a soft voice, perhaps made more feminine with the edge of sleepiness, calls out. ]

Hm? Did I fall asleep so easily?

Well, your stamina was understandably limited last night. [ Another's croibhristeoir speaks out, sounding just as close to the phone as the other. ]

My apologies, Lancer. I thought myself to be suitably fit for such strenuous activities, but..

It's fine. Even the best of us push ourselves a little too far now and then.

Ahhhhhhh.. Still, do you not find it in poor taste for me to succumb to sleep easily after? [ A tiny cough. ] Your care last night did my heart and body well, Lancer. You have my gratitude.

You don't sound well, Saber. I hope I didn't make anything worse.

Did I not just thank you? [ A reserved sigh follows her statement. ] I prefer the familiarity of a fellow knight above any other, Lancer. [ It sounds as though her voice is a bit more muffled as she continues. ] There is no other in this town who I would permit to lay their hands upon me.

I can't say I'm not honored you see things that way. Truthfully, I'm a little flattered you ended up looking for me in a situation like that.

You will be the first and only I come to for this, Lancer. You have my word as a knight.

[ There's the sound of a phone hitting the ground before it cuts the audio. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.

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[ SABER DOESN'T BACK DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE. If video is what you want, video is what you'll get. ]

What is with that expression on your face?

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You sound like someone who just had an enjoyable night of sex.

I am utterly jealous right now.

[ HOW ARE YOU LIKING THIS FACE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR OWN... Also it is a non-sexed face. Clearly. ]

W-what!? Hardly! I would never! Not in this realm! Furthermore, I was greatly injured the night prior and came to an ally I could trust to watch over me in such a vulnerable state!

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Well, Lance does look...reliable.

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[ Better a prude than a showy-miss-flash-dem-tits!! ]

The most reliable here. I never thought I would work alongside another heroic spirit from the Holy Grail Wars, but he has proven his loyalty to me various times in our short stay here.

[ What is with that expression? Why is the other Saber so hard to read!? ]

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As a proper Heroic Spirit should be, of course. I look forward the day we all get along to the point events such as this are nothing but something to be expected to happen. []

And how are you feeling now, anyway?

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[ Maybe she'll grow into her own.. :( Saber Alter is pretty stacked, isn't she? It's so possible. ]

Hm? [ She heard her correctly, so it was a sound instinct only due to her surprise. Was this other ... lonely? ] So you understand. If you must ally with one, I advise you stay away from Archer.

[ Glancing off to the side. ] ... Yes, I advise you do. He may bother you a great deal more than he bothers me.

[ Because he's a guy and guys like tits. ]

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Archer, you say? I'll keep that in mind. [] I wouldn't mind getting to know you better, though. Besides the looks, anyone called Saber is worth of my interest.

Maybe this Archer is an acquaintance of yours?

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[ Lawful evil time is go... ]

He calls himself by name, but he is impossible to miss. [ Trust her. He's kind of notorious for making himself a Big Deal. ] I concur with your assessment.

[ After all, isn't Saber the most outstanding class? ]

Hardly an acquaintance. I have encountered him in multiple Holy Grail Wars and he is ... a nuisance more than anything else.

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Sounds like someone's ego knows no bounds. If you feel like meeting at a future date, this might prove to be a promising reunion.

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Sounds like someone to keep away from.

[ And it gets rid of Gilgamesh's fascination with her. Everyone, including Saber, is totes happy. ]

He believes himself to be the best. [ And maybe he was, but she did enjoy proving her superiority to him. ] I would advise it strongly. I am capable of handling him on my own.

[ A nod to show her agreement. ]

We must. Seems we have a great deal of time to spend in this realm.

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Sounds like someone asking to be put in his place. I fear I'll meet him eventually, but once that happens I will certainly keep my distance.

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Until then, there.

Try not to keep Lancer to yourself, though.

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...is there some kind of problem?

You kids...really should try to think before you speak in the morning.

I'm hardly a kid, first of all.

Secondly, what are you talking about?

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It's a children's mistake.

Having a by the bed after sex-like conversation, of course. I know you wouldn't, but that only makes it to less amusing.

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What....what are you talking about?! We didn't do anything like that!

I assumed that much, considering the little information I have about you. Is enough to consider this might be a misunderstanding, of course.

...you really didn't then?

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Of course we didn't.

And would you like to?

I respect her as a fellow knight and Servant, nothing more.

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...fine, then.

On another subject, what do you know of Archer?

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Archer...not very much, I have to admit.

I see.

Well, it doesn't matter. I'm sure he will confuse me with the other Saber and I will have a chance to make him understand just how wrong he is, hoho~

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