♚ ｓｏ ｉ ｋｅｅｐ ｉｔ ｌｏｗ， ｋｅｅｐ ａ ｓｅｃｒｅｔ ｃｏｄｅ

[ex_cashcow493]

☙AUDIO;

[ There's the distinct sound of cheap sheets grinding against each other, followed by a quiet moan. More ruffling of the sheets before a soft voice, perhaps made more feminine with the edge of sleepiness, calls out. ]

Hm? Did I fall asleep so easily?

Well, your stamina was understandably limited last night. [ Another's croibhristeoir speaks out, sounding just as close to the phone as the other. ]

My apologies, Lancer. I thought myself to be suitably fit for such strenuous activities, but..

It's fine. Even the best of us push ourselves a little too far now and then.

Ahhhhhhh.. Still, do you not find it in poor taste for me to succumb to sleep easily after? [ A tiny cough. ] Your care last night did my heart and body well, Lancer. You have my gratitude.

You don't sound well, Saber. I hope I didn't make anything worse.

Did I not just thank you? [ A reserved sigh follows her statement. ] I prefer the familiarity of a fellow knight above any other, Lancer. [ It sounds as though her voice is a bit more muffled as she continues. ] There is no other in this town who I would permit to lay their hands upon me.

I can't say I'm not honored you see things that way. Truthfully, I'm a little flattered you ended up looking for me in a situation like that.

You will be the first and only I come to for this, Lancer. You have my word as a knight.

[ There's the sound of a phone hitting the ground before it cuts the audio. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.

Comments

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

I have done nothing of the sort, and you should pay with your own for such a baseless accusation.

[video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Do not think that I'm a fool. I heard every word the both of you uttered.

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

What are you talking about? What on earth did either of us say to warrant this reaction?!

[video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[...Nope. Still not convinced.]

It was obvious that you were discussing the after affects of sexual intercourse. Don't play dumb with me, Lancer. Just because you share his servant class does not mean you are that foolish hound.

Re: [video]

[croibhristeoir]

'Foolish hound', what are you--No, that's not important right now. We did absolutely nothing of the sort!

[video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Cú Chulainn. He was my... 'partner' in the fifth grail war. [fff no changing the subject.]

Then what is all this talk of stamina and exhaustion?

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

You were in the fifth as well--? [FANBOY SWITCH: TRIGGERED] And he was--of all people, he was the one summoned into the Lancer class after myself?!

[Deep breaths, Lancer.]

I should hardly think that to be any of your business. [He wouldn't dare say that Saber was injured, after all.] I will give you my word that it is not as you seem to believe.

[video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

I take back my previous statement. You sound like some excited puppy now. And I thought a knight would have a little more pride than to lower himself to such childish behavior. [Gil, you are the king of acting childish. LOOK BEHIND YOU BRO.]

Hmpf. I trust your word as much as I trust the Gods. But so be it. If I do find out you've done anything to her...

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

...I don't know what you're talking about.

And don't be so foolish. I have no reason to do any such thing.